Flat Ball Theory
Flat Ball Theory
Flat Ball Theory
Flat Ball Theory
Flat Ball Theory
Flat Ball Theory
Flat Ball Theory

Flat Ball Theory

Regular price $41.23 USD Sale price$15.99 USD Save 61%
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
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Ball Streak

  • Fulfillment Begins On October 9th
  • Clearance Event — All Sales Final

How Can Gumballs Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

Every three letter agency on the planet has contacted Ivan to keep it under wraps, but it cannot be contained any longer. The surplus in our warehouse has grown high enough into the Stratosphere to confirm that yes, the Earth is flat. And not only flat, but it's actually a giant gumball machine where you can get an average of $40 retail per gumball on great surplus from KommandoStore.com.

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders. All Gumballs are final sale.


A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we make no guarantees.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition. 


The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

"Rare" Items

Item Chance Retail
Warehouse Artifact 3.61% $40.00
$25 Gift Card 2.84% $25.00
Arktis Artifact (Garment) 1.62% $73.04
$50 Gift Card 1.46% $50.00
Bradley IFV Tee + Gunner Field Manual 0.60% $64.99
Ukrainian Tactical Sitting Mat - MM14 0.60% $39.99
Swedish M90 "Splinter" Field Shirt 0.43% $59.99
Danish M84 Waterproof Hardshell Pants 0.43% $59.99
Soviet CSKA 1980s Hockey Jersey, Your Size 0.34% $59.99
$100 Gift Card 0.34% $100.00
6 Foot Gondola 0.26% $169.99
Unissued South African Nutria Bush Jacket 0.17% $69.99
New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Nutria Brown 0.12% $159.99
0.5M Afghan War Rug 0.10% $179.99
SADF Pattern 70 Kidney Webbing - Great 0.09% $189.99
German Polizei Sommerblouson Jacket, Your Size 0.05% $249.99
"Worlds Greatest Dad" Doctor Yakub Blessed Shirt 0.05% Priceless Knowledge
$500 Gift Card 0.03% $500.00
PVS-21 Monocular Gen 3 Green Phos 0.02% $2,999.99
Government Surveillance Device (DJI Mini SE 2 Drone) 0.02% $429.99
"Thank You Yakub" Blessed Shirt 0.02% Priceless Knowledge
Illuminati Globalist Mask (Realistic Lizard Mask) 0.02% Stealth 100
Realistic Ayy Lmao Mask :) 0.02% Stealth 100
Ancient Aliens Collector's Eddition DVD Set (Seasons 1-4) 0.02% Infinite.
Original Deus Ex GOTY Edition Sealed PC CD Rom 0.02% Pick Up That Soyfood.
Original Call Of Duty Black Ops 1 XBOX360 Disc 0.02% THE NUMBERS MASON
Angel People Shirt :) 0.02% Infinite.
Chemtrail Infographic Tee 0.02% Infinite.

 

"Common" Items 

Item Chance Retail
Blem Austrian ANZUG 03 Mountain Pants 8.17% $34.99
German Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt + Flecktarn Helmet Cover 6.31% $34.98
Swiss M83 Alpenflage Field Shirt 5.16% $24.99
German Bundeswehr PT Jacket + Dutch DPM Tee 4.30% $32.98
Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt + Austrian Shooting Mittens 4.21% $29.98
Three Random Stickers, Two Random Patches 4.18% $33.99
Boomer Mossy Oak(TM) Camo Red Wing Ballcap + Dutch DPM Tee 4.16% $24.98
British DPM Field Shirt + Austrian Shooting Mittens 3.01% $24.98
Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka 3.01% $44.99
Danish M84 Boonie Hat 2.92% $29.99
Police Trade-In Safariland ALS/SLS Mid-Ride Duty Holster 2.41% $49.99
Unissued British MTP Shorts 2.25% $32.99
B-2 Spirit: Atamonica Shirt Bundle 2.32% $54.99
Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt + East German Tube Scarf 2.30% $25.98
New Production Khyber Pass AK Tape Bundle 2.29% $32.45
SADF Weaponry Book Set 2.15% $54.99
British Desert DPM Field Shirt + Shorts 2.06% $39.98
British Royal Mail Polo Shirt + French Desert CCE Bush Hat 1.98% $35.98
Unissued SADF Nutria Combat Pants 1.72% $59.99
W.A.C.O Commemorative Hat 1.38% $24.99
Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater + Austrian Lightweight Field Shirt 1.32% $32.98
Unissued British Desert DPM Shorts + French Desert CCE Bush Hat 1.29% $37.98
Stealth Unveiled Nighthawk Tee 1.20% $29.99
Engelbert Strauss Work Jacket 1.07% $49.99
Blem Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Parka 1.03% $34.99
British MTP Field Shirt 1.03% $29.99
Greek Lizard Camo Long Sleeve Sweatshirt + French CCE Field Cap 0.86% $32.98
French CCE Woodland Fleece + French CCE Cap 0.86% $34.98
Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka 0.84% $44.99
Two-Pack Random LED Light 0.83% $39.99
Unissued Belgian M90 Jigsaw Field Shirt 0.77% $59.99
Two-Pack New Blackhawk G36/STANAG Pouch 0.76% $49.98
False Flag + Tax Fraud Pride Flag Bundle 0.69% $59.98
Czech M10M Gas Mask 0.60% $44.99
Blem Italian Vegetato Field Shirt 0.58% $29.99
Dutch DPM Combat Shirt 0.52% $49.99
Blem Italian Vegetato Field Pants 0.52% $29.99
Gentex ACAPS Headset (Type B) 0.43% $79.99
Blem MSA Millennium Gas Mask and Nighthawk Gas Mask Carrier 0.43% $129.98
Ka-137 UAV Atamonica Tee Bundle 0.34% $54.99
Dutch Three Color Desert SF Field Shirt 0.34% $39.99
Italian Forze Armate Judo Uniform 0.34% $29.99
Stay Hydrated Rubashka x KommandoStore T-Shirt 0.34% $29.99
Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Pants 0.26% $59.99
Crye Precision Tan AirFlex Kneepad Set 0.17% $35.40


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Reviewed by Zachary P.
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Always worth it

I never know what I'll get as I've gotten things not even listed on the site.

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As always GREAT!

This time i got:

- flecktarn fieldshirt

-dutch rainjacket (personal favorite)

-hypercam hat and beanie

- the nighthawk tshirt

I love the excitement when opening gumballs!

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Well, gambling is gambling

I didn't get anything I quite liked but the stickers and patches were definitely very cool :>

Two friends now happier due to surplused gifts

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USPS Letdown

I was so excited to receive my shotballs, I got notified they were on there way but the United States Postal Service let me down, left me dying in the streets as they fumbled and “damaged” my package. But a beacon of hope & unwavering customer focus came through to help me, shoutout to James from KS CS team. He may not have been able to get my package from the sticky fingers of USPS who so carelessly left it behind but he aided me and did all he could. Thank you James, I look forward to the next ball. 🫡

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Great Deal!

I have participated in grab bag deals before with other vendors and usually ended up disappointed.

This is the first time that I feel I really got something worthwhile. Thanks!

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