Sticker & Patch Gumball Machine

Sticker & Patch Gumball Machine

Regular price$2.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2838 reviews

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About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

This go-around we're getting rid of stickers and patches. Weird colors, weird cuts, things we can't sell openly without being sued, etc. 

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 

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Reviewed by Ian K.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Couldn’t be happier

Bought three gumballs and got some neat stuff from it, highly recommend this product

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Reviewed by Aeson L.
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very good

I bought things and they were good

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Reviewed by Nathaniel H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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A sweet treat of human flesh

Nothing like receiving human flesh, in plushie form of course. It’s soft form with remind me of my mortality each time I awake.

Always love these gumballs, never have been disappointed from what I’ve received

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Reviewed by Jack L.
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99% of gamblers quit right before hitting the jack pot.

I’ll hit the jackpot next time for sure.

Mama didn’t raise no quitter.

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Reviewed by Benjamin O.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Balls

Balls 👍

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