Take part in a true American tradition and get wacky items, clearance surplus, warehouse artifacts, and even gift cards up to $500 in the mail. Just don't forget the buns.
All Sales Final.
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
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RARE Items
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Chance | Retail |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam Black | 0.34% | $219.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Field Pack, "Grootsak" Serviceable+ | 0.28% | $184.99 |
| SureFire Z2 Combat Light Z2 6V Bulb | 0.27% | $149.99 |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.17% | $100.00 |
| HEAT Rig, Your Size | 0.14% | $199.99 |
| Webber Grill | 0.14% | $219.99 |
| New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Ranger Green | 0.07% | $169.99 |
| Sam's club JUG of BBQ labeled IVAN'S SECRET SAUSE | 0.07% | $24.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket Serviceable+ | 0.07% | $229.99 |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam | 0.07% | $219.99 |
| Feet Pics ;) | 0.07% | $0.00 |
| We ship Omahas steaks to your house | 0.04% | $49.99 |
| $500 Gift Card | 0.04% | $500.00 |
| 9/11 0.5 Meter Afghan War Rug | 0.04% | $169.99 |
| 2 lbs of Bull Rocky Mountain Oysters | 0.01% | $39.99 |
| Cornhole Game | 0.01% | $69.99 |
| L.L. Bean Ladder Golf | 0.01% | $99.00 |
| Beach Ball (funny) (100$) | 0.01% | $100.00 |
| Swan Inflatable (You can ride in it) | 0.01% | $49.99 |
| Holosun LS321G | 0.01% | $970.58 |
| Holosun HS403R | 0.01% | $211.75 |
| CS Surfing starter kit (Ontario Knife Company M9 Bayonet) | 0.01% | $123.56 |
| Cold Steel Bowie Knife | 0.01% | $113.95 |
| Custom Apron :) (you're gunna wanna see this) | 0.01% | Priceless |
| Fishermans Starter Kit | 0.01% | Priceless |
| 1 Year Free CONUS shipping | 0.01% | $150.00 |
| Large Pattern Afghan War Rug | 0.01% | $249.99 |
| Mini Grill :D | 0.01% | $45.99 |
Ivan blessed me with a $50 Gift Card, A British Top and Balaclava, and a Hockey Jersey. Praise Ivan!
Got some great stuff guys thanks
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This is better than gambling because you get something worthwhile instead of blowing all your money on a slot machine.
No matter what weirdness you get it's worth it!
