From us according to our warehouse to you according to your wallet!
We're redistributing our inventory one gumball at a time — but some gumballs are more equal than others. Simply put in your "labor" and get a chance to receive Two available PVS-14 night vision devices, surplus for outfitting your rag-tag group of conscripts, and rare warehouse artifacts an oligarch couldn't resist...
Now if only we could figure out how to feed our people.
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| $50 Gift Card | 1.19% | $50.00 |
| Italian Roma 90 Flak Jacket | 0.87% | $179.99 |
| UBAC 'Green Zone' DPM Combat Shirt (Large, MOD T) | 0.72% | $59.99 |
| Expedient Recoilless Launcher 'Panzerfaust' By Jonathan Wild | 0.65% | $24.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig with Nylon Straps, Good+ | 0.56% | $119.99 |
| Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Parka | 0.37% | $84.99 |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.37% | $100.00 |
| Warehouse Artifact | 0.35% | $0.00 |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam Black | 0.33% | $219.99 |
| RARE(TM) RIP PRIGOZHIN TEE IN YOUR SIZE | 0.28% | $34.99 |
| Flame Assault Shoulder Weapon: M202A1 'Flash' Book | 0.28% | $27.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Field Pack, "Grootsak" Serviceable+ | 0.22% | $184.99 |
| HEAT Rig, Your Size | 0.19% | $199.99 |
| New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Ranger Green | 0.17% | $169.99 |
| Modular Scotchlite™ Polizei Parka with Waterproof Membrane | 0.15% | $99.99 |
| Feet Pics ;) | 0.09% | Thousands on eBay |
| Geiger Counter (Use In Case Of Nuclear Disaster) | 0.09% | Priceless In The Zone |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam | 0.09% | $219.99 |
| Say No To Drinking Anti-Alcohol Soviet Poster Replica | 0.07% | HET |
| Large Pattern Afghan War Rug | 0.04% | $269.99 |
| A Copy of the Gulag Archepelago | 0.04% | Priceless For Gulag Escape |
| $500 Gift Card | 0.04% | $500.00 |
| Painted SADF Pattern 83 Field Pack, "Grootsak" | 0.02% | $219.99 |
| 1 Year Free CONUS shipping | 0.02% | $150.00 |
| PVS-14 Gen 3 Elbit Green Phos | 0.02% | $2,899.99 |
| PVS-14 Gen 3 Unfilmed L3 White Phosphor | 0.02% | $3,999.99 |
| Holosun LS321R | 0.02% | $905.87 |
| Hammer and Sickle (So you can get back to work!) | 0.02% | Priceless In A Famine |
| K.S.S.R Propaganda Posters | 0.02% | Priceless :) |
| Girls Frontline AK-12 Body Pillow Cover (UwU) | 0.02% | 0w0 |
| Copy Of Call Of Duty Black Ops 1 (kino) for the platform of your choice | 0.02% | $59.99 |
| Gorka K2 Black in your size | 0.02% | Priceless :) |
| 50 Pack of Tourist's Delight (USA Edition) | 0.02% | $150.00 |
| Afghan Campaign Pattern War Rug, Jet Map | 0.02% | $169.99 |
| 50 Pairs of Italian Socks (Great Value! :D) | 0.02% | $249.50 |
| Grey Ghost Gear Range Bag, MultiCam Tropic | 0.02% | $199.99 |
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Mountain Issue Jacket | 6.28% | $39.99 |
| Three Random Stickers, Two Random Patches | 5.00% | $33.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr Cold Weather Mittens (with Liner) | 4.63% | $25.98 |
| Austrian M75 BDU Pants | 4.43% | $34.99 |
| Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Summer Field Shirt | 4.00% | $24.99 |
| Blem Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 Pants | 3.95% | $34.99 |
| Two-Pack Croatian Woodland Field Shirt | 3.71% | $31.98 |
| Crye Precision Tan AirFlex Kneepad Set | 3.69% | $35.40 |
| East German NVA Kampfgruppen Garrison Cap + New Czech M95 Field Cap | 3.50% | $29.98 |
| Two-Pack Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater | 3.32% | $29.98 |
| $25 Gift Card | 2.32% | $25.00 |
| Blem British Utility Jumper | 2.09% | $24.99 |
| Blem Czech Vz92 Work Jacket | 1.89% | $19.99 |
| Polish MP-4 Gas Mask | 1.85% | $44.99 |
| GBU-12 Paveway "Version 2" Atamonica Hoody | 1.82% | $44.99 |
| Inert M18 and M67 Plush Grenade Bundle | 1.67% | $27.98 |
| British Desert DPM FR Field Shirt | 1.48% | $24.99 |
| Two-Pack USMC FROG Gloves | 1.46% | $31.98 |
| Two-Pack NATO 30 Cal Can, Good | 1.46% | $25.98 |
| Austrian M65A2 Gas Mask | 1.45% | $69.99 |
| Blem Swiss M70 Alpenflage Parka | 1.30% | $34.99 |
| Two-Pack TM-62 Landmine Plush | 1.30% | $69.98 |
| Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants | 1.30% | $39.99 |
| Stick Grenade Plush | 1.30% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack Ivan's Zibby Beans Ceramic Coffee Mug | 1.28% | $25.98 |
| Blem Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket | 1.15% | $24.99 |
| East German Strichtarn Field Shirt 44 (US Small) | 1.11% | $27.99 |
| East German Combat Pack Canvas / Issued | 1.11% | $17.99 |
| Austrian Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 BDU Pants | 1.09% | $34.99 |
| Czech M10M Gas Mask | 1.09% | $39.99 |
| Chicom Type 56 AK Chest Rig | 1.09% | $39.99 |
| British "Petrol" Jumper | 1.02% | $24.99 |
| Atamonica AIM-9 Standee | 1.02% | $24.99 |
| British Utility Sweater | 0.96% | $27.99 |
| Polish Wz93 Short Sleeve BDU Shirt | 0.93% | $19.99 |
| 1ft Gondola Plush | 0.93% | $34.99 |
| British Lightweight MTP Waterproof Pants Gen II | 0.93% | $54.99 |
| French "Armee De Terre" PT Suit | 0.91% | $49.99 |
| French F1 Tent Khaki | 0.91% | $54.99 |
| E-3 Sentry Atamonica Tee | 0.83% | $44.99 |
| Swiss M70 Alpenflage Parka EU 52, Good | 0.83% | $34.99 |
| Dutch Fatigue Jacket | 0.82% | $22.99 |
| KommandoStore Defuse Hoodie | 0.74% | $45.99 |
| Hungarian 70M Gas Mask | 0.74% | $39.99 |
| Belgian M88 OD Field Jacket | 0.59% | $29.99 |
| E-3 Sentry Atamonica Hoody | 0.56% | $59.99 |
| USGI M81 Woodland Enhanced Load Bearing Vest | 0.54% | $49.99 |
| Austrian Cotton/Poly Alpine Pants 90s Sh*tbox Teal Variant | 0.52% | $26.99 |
| Blem Italian Mod 75 Field Jacket | 0.52% | $29.99 |
| Battle-Damaged FROG Desert MARPAT Combat Shirt | 0.52% | $59.99 |
| Two-Pack Czech M55 OD Lined Mittens | 0.52% | $19.98 |
| Two-Pack Austrian Combat Gloves | 0.50% | $45.98 |
| Blem Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Parka | 0.48% | $44.99 |
| Kommandostore Defuse Tee | 0.46% | $29.99 |
| Blem British 30L Daypack | 0.44% | $44.99 |
| Austrian Heavyweight M75 BDU Field Shirt | 0.41% | $19.99 |
| British Services Polo Shirt | 0.37% | $19.99 |
| KommandoStore: Items For Humans Tee | 0.37% | $29.99 |
| USGI M81 Woodland Field Shirt, Large Short | 0.37% | $29.99 |
| Spanish CETME Bayonet MOD L (Good) | 0.28% | $59.99 |
| Paulson DK-5 Universal Riot Face Shield | 0.26% | $59.99 |
| Blem Polish Wz93 Lined Parka | 0.19% | $45.99 |
Ivan blessed me with a $50 Gift Card, A British Top and Balaclava, and a Hockey Jersey. Praise Ivan!
Got some great stuff guys thanks
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This is better than gambling because you get something worthwhile instead of blowing all your money on a slot machine.
No matter what weirdness you get it's worth it!
