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Bundeswehr Issue "Baderhosen" Swim Trunks
Bundeswehr Issue "Baderhosen" Swim Trunks
Bundeswehr Issue "Baderhosen" Swim Trunks
Bundeswehr Issue "Baderhosen" Swim Trunks
Bundeswehr Issue "Baderhosen" Swim Trunks

Speedo, Budgie Smuggler, Swim Briefs, whatever you call them you probably know exactly what you're in for here.

Regardless of your self-image, you can't deny it... these are seriously comfortable to wear. These very trim styled swim trunks are a much more common occurrence and accepted form of swimwear in Europe, and these in particular were actually issued to the Bundeswehr. 

These make an extremely comfortable undergarment for athletic use, but if you're confident enough, you might see that the Europeans could be on to something here... just be sure to keep your schnitzel in check.

Sizing

These swim trunks use the Germanic sizing system, which you can see a sizing chart for here.

Condition

Swim Trunks have been hand sorted and are in excellent condition with no tears, marks, or signs of use (thank god). 

Specs

  • German Military Issue (Yes, really)
  • 80/20 polyester/elastic
  • Interior drawstring waist
  • Swim-brief cut (we promise, no banana hammocks here)
  • Vibrant Light Blue or Dark Blue

 

Bundeswehr Issue "Baderhosen" Swim Trunks

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews
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Speedo, Budgie Smuggler, Swim Briefs, whatever you call them you probably know exactly what you're in for here.

Regardless of your self-image, you can't deny it... these are seriously comfortable to wear. These very trim styled swim trunks are a much more common occurrence and accepted form of swimwear in Europe, and these in particular were actually issued to the Bundeswehr. 

These make an extremely comfortable undergarment for athletic use, but if you're confident enough, you might see that the Europeans could be on to something here... just be sure to keep your schnitzel in check.

Sizing

These swim trunks use the Germanic sizing system, which you can see a sizing chart for here.

Condition

Swim Trunks have been hand sorted and are in excellent condition with no tears, marks, or signs of use (thank god). 

Specs

  • German Military Issue (Yes, really)
  • 80/20 polyester/elastic
  • Interior drawstring waist
  • Swim-brief cut (we promise, no banana hammocks here)
  • Vibrant Light Blue or Dark Blue

 

average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews
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6 Reviews
Reviewed by Nick E.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Hot Boy Summer

These are pretty based. I got 2 smalls in my last gumball, one Modell and one Adidas. I might fit better in a medium but as a meme these are perfect. I may have a gumball hanging out sometimes but as for the fit they are as comfy as advertised. Honestly I might buy more.

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Reviewed by Chris T.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Classic 80s style. Sure to attract attractive women

Get your Arnold on, kings. These are reminiscent of body builder posing briefs, and sure to attract every woman in a 1 mile radius. Be careful, you might drown in them. Great fit, great material, lots of room. I ordered 3 more after my first one came in, and may well order more. Comfortable enough to be both underwear and swimwear, and the ladies love them. Not for the modest though. Not alot of front padding, but if you can overcome misplaced anxiety, they're God-tier. Never buying mesh lined trunks again

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Reviewed by Joshua N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Boys of Summer

Stylish and more comfortable than any swimsuit I’ve ever worn.

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Kino without a doubt

Reviewed by Schultz
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Ja, mein herr

Looks good feels good and brings in all the damen

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Reviewed by Mike H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

GET SOME!

Udt , Silkies and MadameMelters then on to Babemelters It just STILL wasn't enough to upset the average person at the beach or grocery store! Kommandos, I give you BADERHOSEN! Comfy and supportive. My GF is finally concerned with my mental capacity to dress myself and lack of apparent modesty. I couldn't be happier! Buy 5 pair. Medium true to size 32 -34" 6' 1" 210 pounds.

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