East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf

East German Tube Scarf

Regular price $9.99 USD Sale price$7.49 USD Save 25%
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Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 45 reviews

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The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

  • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR 
  • 100% tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable
  • Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
  • Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm
average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 45 reviews
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98% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
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Rated 4 out of 5
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45 Reviews
Reviewed by Marc G., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
>6' 4"
Weight
190-210
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Keeps my nose warm

does what it says on the tin. get one.

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Rated 4 out of 5
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Reviewed by Richard R., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
6'
Weight
175-190
How It FIts
A Little Big
Condition
Better Than Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Good enough for germans, also works for me

Wore this during maritime loading op in the Netherlands, around 4C.

Kept my face, neck, and ears warm and protected from the wind.

Might need to grab a couple extra for the guys who aren't ready for the cold.

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Reviewed by Sterling M., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
6'
Weight
150-160
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Commie Tube

It is indeed a tube scarf, came in great condition, no strange odours, still good and stretchy like new, warmer than you would think. Downside is it's a little scratchy.

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Ryan M., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
< 5' 4"
Weight
125-140
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Very warm

Keeps your face and neck warm and the feds off your identity. 10/10

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Reviewed by Montague K., from United States
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I don't recommend this product
Height
6 1"
Weight
150-160
How It FIts
Too Small
Condition
As Described
Rated 2 out of 5
Review posted

Tight and itchy

Found it too tight to comfortably wear over my face/nose, and generally very itchy and scratchy.

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