Name: East German Tube Scarf
Brand: MRW
SKU: DDR-TUBE-OD
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$9.99 USD

Rated 4.8 out of 5

Based on 48 reviews

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Color

Olive Drab

Navy Blue

The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR
100% tubular construction
Cheap, warm, and durable
Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm

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Reviewed by Goch the S., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 10"

Weight

150-160

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

Better Than Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Warm for a good price

I had this out in 40 mph wind with the temp in the teens and it held up really well. It didn't totally stop the cold wind but my face didn't freeze. The goal will be to take it archery hunting next year and see how it holds up keeping me warm in a tree stand. It does have a funky smell just FYI

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by David G., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 10"

Weight

>250

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Comfy Scarf

Fits perfectly and works well.

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Madison S., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 9"

Weight

210-240

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

TOOB

Warm and smells of surplus, not much else to say. It's made of a somewhat stretchy material so it'll fit closely to your neck and face without being constrictive

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Marc G., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

>6' 4"

Weight

190-210

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Keeps my nose warm

does what it says on the tin. get one.

Performance	Rated 4 out of 5

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Reviewed by Richard R., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

Weight

175-190

How It FIts

A Little Big

Condition

Better Than Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Good enough for germans, also works for me

Wore this during maritime loading op in the Netherlands, around 4C.

Kept my face, neck, and ears warm and protected from the wind.

Might need to grab a couple extra for the guys who aren't ready for the cold.

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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