Name: East German Tube Scarf
Brand: MRW
SKU: DDR-TUBE-OD
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$9.99 USD

Rated 4.7 out of 5

Based on 42 reviews

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Color

Olive Drab

Navy Blue

The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR
100% tubular construction
Cheap, warm, and durable
Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm

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Reviewed by Ryan M., from United States

Verified Buyer

I recommend this product

Height

< 5' 4"

Weight

125-140

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Very warm

Keeps your face and neck warm and the feds off your identity. 10/10

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Montague K., from United States

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I don't recommend this product

Height

6 1"

Weight

150-160

How It FIts

Too Small

Condition

As Described

Rated 2 out of 5

Review posted

Tight and itchy

Found it too tight to comfortably wear over my face/nose, and generally very itchy and scratchy.

Performance	Rated 2 out of 5

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Reviewed by JOHN C., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

6 1"

Weight

210-240

How It FIts

A Little Small

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

👍

Snug fit, very breathable, anonymity secure. Love it!

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by David H., from United Kingdom

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 9"

Weight

160-175

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

Better Than Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Nice little scarf

Fit well and is able to cover my full neck and up to my nose which is nice. Relatively warm and surpringly breathable well worth the price tag. I would say to stick it in the laundry first tho since it can smell a little funky from the parcel.

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Reviewed by Christian R., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

Weight

160-175

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Its a tube scarf alright

Very comfy. Wore this outside on some cold nights with a parka and my face stayed nice n cozy.

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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