It's a good day. Cryptos are mooning, Stonks & ETFs steadily rising... Your portfolio hasn't been looking this good in a long time. It's like Sminem is right there with you, blessing you with crypto gains.
You can practically hear the employees at [REDACTED HEDGE FUND MANAGEMENT COMPANY] seething. Coping, even. They're going to have to cover their shorts in the billions now. You've finally made it.
What will it be? HODL? or sell?
All profits will be invested in ChainLink
Specs
- One size fits most (roughly US Men's size 9-12)
- Crew Cut
- Green wojak channeling his sminemish crypto gains displayed
- May cause urgent desire to show off your feet to your friends
It's a good day. Cryptos are mooning, Stonks & ETFs steadily rising... Your portfolio hasn't been looking this good in a long time. It's like Sminem is right there with you, blessing you with crypto gains.
You can practically hear the employees at [REDACTED HEDGE FUND MANAGEMENT COMPANY] seething. Coping, even. They're going to have to cover their shorts in the billions now. You've finally made it.
What will it be? HODL? or sell?
All profits will be invested in ChainLink
Specs
- One size fits most (roughly US Men's size 9-12)
- Crew Cut
- Green wojak channeling his sminemish crypto gains displayed
- May cause urgent desire to show off your feet to your friends
| Performance |
Rated 4 out of 5
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| Quality |
Rated 4 out of 5
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| How It Fits |
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Small, 0 is Perfect and 2 is Too Big
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big friendly socks
very comfort and uplifting :))
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Rated 5 out of 5
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| Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| How It Fits |
Rated 1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Small, 0 is Perfect and 2 is Too Big
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style and comfort
all in one (two) great sock
| Performance |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| How It Fits |
Rated 1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Small, 0 is Perfect and 2 is Too Big
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Top quality cum rags
Fit like a glove, light, pattern matches photo perfectly
| Performance |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| How It Fits |
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Small, 0 is Perfect and 2 is Too Big
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Complete failure. Did not make a bull market happen. Very comfy though.
These socks did not bring a bull market. They completely failed. However they are very comfortable.
| Performance |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| How It Fits |
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Small, 0 is Perfect and 2 is Too Big
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Fits perfectly
Got the gondy drip y'all ready know what it do
| Performance |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| How It Fits |
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Small, 0 is Perfect and 2 is Too Big
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