![The Big Fish Hat [Q3 2022 Delivery]](http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2602/7094/products/Big_Fish_Hat_updated_front_{width}x.jpg?v=1652491207)
The legend has returned in all its glory! Now accepting orders for September/October 2022 delivery.
Quantities limited; satisfaction guaranteed.
The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
Specs
-
One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
- A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
- Breathable trucker-style mesh
- Snap adjustment on the back
- Women will fear you, fish will fear you
- DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events
New for 2022
- Improved mesh fabric
- Fish-print seam lining
- Slightly more grammatical
- Slightly bigger
The legend has returned in all its glory! Now accepting orders for September/October 2022 delivery.
Quantities limited; satisfaction guaranteed.
The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
Specs
-
One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
- A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
- Breathable trucker-style mesh
- Snap adjustment on the back
- Women will fear you, fish will fear you
- DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events
New for 2022
- Improved mesh fabric
- Fish-print seam lining
- Slightly more grammatical
- Slightly bigger
The perfect hat for any angler
Before I wore this hat, I didn’t even fish. Now that I do have this hat, I pull fish out of the water every day. My hands shake from the mercury poisoning of eating fish for every meal, and I can feel my mind slipping from the heavy metal exposure. Pictured here is me with another victim, which was devoured raw immediately after. No man or God can stop me from catching and eating everything that’s scaled and swimming. Also a great source of entertainment and people will always strike up conversations with you when wearing this hat. 10/10
Good hat but too small for big brained guys like me
An astounding piece of attire. My only complaint is that the circumference can't accommodate my giant noggin on anything smaller than the last notch, so the strap got worn out in one night of wearing it from trying to contain my giant cranium.
Hopefully in a new run of these the circumference can be expanded for big beautiful heads such as mine.
Pic related is me after a night of being VERY popular wearing this. It's a true magnet for people to approach you.
Good hat for fishing
Surprisingly it fit my head very well, considering most hats do not. Also gives many funny moments with friends.
A wonderful product
Just as Moses parted the red sea, I have created a barrier of fear between me and my female counterparts. No woman has ever walked away from me faster. I have yet catch a fish less than 15lbs. Attack dogs whimper at the sight of me. I am force to be reckoned with until this hat comes off.
succulent
The hats tall, didn't expect it, but I've come to enjoy it, it's sure to turn heads anywhere and your dominance In the area will be asserted