The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Regular price$34.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 829 reviews

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches, well above average) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New Features:

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for BIGGER heads
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 829 reviews
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Reviewed by Anton
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

BFH=Best hat

Bought this hat on a coin flip (genuinely, I was on the fence) and I gotta say it is a good hat. Worked in it and I will say the hat faired about the same as my dedicated work hat, (got sweaty but dried within 10 minutes) and when I went fishing, the bass formed a f*cking religion around my ass. I was also seen by some rock band in vegas that was like “HOWS EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT!!! AY, LOOK AT THAT GUYS HAT, [Turns to band members] WE NEED A HAT LIKE THAT” so I better get my next order 9000% off for free promotion KS

hat does feel a bit cheapo, but it still has style points and is a pretty surprising hat. Overall, 5/5 would be rockins in the balkans

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Reviewed by Will B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Large and in charge

Looks so good it makes women anxious to speak to me

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Reviewed by Ashton S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Awesome 👍

Lots the wife to keep the hat 👍

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Reviewed by Hayden C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

I would spend another $100

Women fear me

Fish fear me

I fear me

I fear

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Reviewed by Morgan G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

I'd rather be fishin

Best gift I ever bought for my buddy, his wife hates looking at it but he appreciates something that stands tribute to what we'd all rather be doin.

Fishin.

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