Ivan's Smoky BBQ Peanuts

I have avoided peanut products for nearly all my life. For whatever reason, I decided to order a whopping 3lb bag of these. The whole thing lasted me about 2.5 weeks. Yes, they were that good. HOWEVER, you'll want to pace yourself on eating these. After about a week, my intestines decided they had had enough and gave me some fun times on the toilet. I only regret not having more.

If you're curious about the flavor, they taste like BBQ flavored potato chips.

Best nuts. Ever.

I got my email, my package was here. In it was the usual surplus, but this time it had something special; nuts. I rushed to open my package and was immediately hit with the strong musk of surplus and Ivan sweat. As I dug through the musty box, I felt two mylar bags brush my hand and pulled them out. There they were: Ivan's smoky nuts, sealed away in silvery bags that shimmered in the light like two Spanish pieces of eight lifted from the ocean floor. I opened one of the bags and the aroma of molasses and spices filled the room. I poured a small amount to try, because surely they're not THAT addicting, but I was wrong. The smokey aroma made my eyes glaze over and sent me into a daze as I fervently began to pour more into my hand to shove into my face, BBQ powder dusting my chin and filling my sinuses. It was only halfway into the bag that I had realized that I was put under the sweet and smoky siren song of Ivan's Smoky BBQ Roasted Peanuts. As I write this, my hand makes subconscious jerking motions towards the bag that I cannot control, and I fear that I will give into my desires.

Overall, they taste like BBQ Lays like other's have said and I would have appreciated a little more heat and vinegar, but I like BBQ Lays so I'm not complaining. Maybe a mixed bag of smoky peanuts and fiery grads would be a good idea.