Name: Forklift Operator Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
Brand: CSTM
SKU: PTCH-CRAP-FORK-OP-RG
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Forklift Operator Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

$9.99 USD

Rated 4.9 out of 5

Based on 12 reviews

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Color

Ranger Green

Black

DON'T MESS WITH ME, IM A [FORKLIFT OPERATOR] AND I WAS BORN IN [city, state] IN [year]

IM A PROUD [eagle emoji] PATRIOT [bald eagle and burger emoji] IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND A GUN OWNER [squirt gun emoji][punisher skull][badly airbrushed picture of a bobcat, not a forklift]

Specs

2.5" x 6"
Woven polyester with woven lettering
Hook and loop backing
Completely Reprehensible

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.

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Reviewed by Vojtech S.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Banger patch

Great build quality. Sticks even to rough carpet like surface.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Sean N.

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I recommend this product

Rated 4 out of 5

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Gag gift

Purchased for my forklift operator buddy. He put it on his plate carrier.

Design Quality	Rated 4 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Jacob R.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Absolutely a banger

Now all the ladies know I'm capable of making two holes into anything.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by DS

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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No ragrets

I had to stop wearing this patch in public because I had too many women throwing themselves at me and men thanking me for my service.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Aidan W.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Silly

Idk if I'll use it but it's funny at least

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 5 out of 5

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