Name: Certified Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
Brand: MLPT
SKU: PTCH-CRAP-CERT-RG
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Certified Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

$9.99 USD

Rated 5.0 out of 5

Based on 16 reviews

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Color

Ranger Green

Black

This patch is clearly referring to the action of slowing down. It is intended for "r-word certified" pilots to display as a means of compliance with "r-word" standards and their ability to "r-word" at a moments notice. Don't take this the wrong way.

Specs

2.5" x 6"
Woven polyester with woven lettering
Hook and loop backing
Completely Reprehensible
Updated Ranger Green Colorway

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.

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Reviewed by Connor M.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Not That I Needed To Declare It.

Its very well made and pretty damn big, it didnt come with a back velcro patch to stop hair and strings from getting in. Other than that its very velcro-y, sticky, whatever you need it to stick to it'll stick. Theres no fraying and its a nice shade of green.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 4 out of 5

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Reviewed by Robert S.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

cool patch

goes great on my chinaslop condor carrier

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 4 out of 5

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Reviewed by Louis N.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

I feel special!

Short bus rides and lead paint chips for this missing chromosome!

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Ryan B.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

This is a threat.

For my co-worker and best friend. It's not for his safety, it's for yours. You have been warned.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by nomorevsr

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

How could you tell

Yeah its confirmed

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 5 out of 5

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Certified Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

Not That I Needed To Declare It.

cool patch

I feel special!

This is a threat.

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