Rhodesian Cashel Valley "Bean Man" Patch

Rhodesian Cashel Valley "Bean Man" Patch

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You’re probably thinking to yourself:

“Is that a kidney? Why does he have a rifle? Why can’t I feel my feet? Am I dying?”

Take a moment to breathe, read on, and all will be clear.

Cashel Valley is a region in Zimbabwe (formerly Rhodesia), about a bean’s throw away from the Mozambique border. This blessed basin was a paradise for cash crops, producing mostly (you guessed it) beans. Due to its near-border location, it was a hotspot for guerrilla activity. Terrorists would use the mountain pass as an easy way to covertly cross the border. These triflers would often mine roads around farms, engage in various skirmishes, and generally make life hell for already-stressed farm folk. Tragically, landmines remain a serious issue in the gorgeous region even today.

Ian Smith’s Ministry of Internal Affairs dispatched specialized troopies to deal with the growing insurrection. These men received serious weapons training to stomp out rebels, which seemed to sprout like legumes from across the border.

The patch pictured is a detailed recreation of the insignia worn by the elite troops tasked with guarding this vital district. Don it, grab your FAL, and walk proud as a bean among beans... And a real hero.

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 3" x 2.5"
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Reviewed by Connor N.
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Sick Patch

Love this lil bean fella. Feelin dripped out in this velcro patch.

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Velcro patch

I thought it was a sticker when I ordered it. It's a patch. Seems well made.

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Not let down in the least

I ordered a few things of which I had a preorder on the list so everything waited on that item, this wasn't an issue I'm a patient man. But when it arrived I was more excited for this very cool and worth it.

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Reviewed by Dustin J.
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Bean Man Patch

Just what I ordered, great quality and detail.

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Nice

I have attached it to the lining on the interior driver side roof of my truck. It firmly attaches and does the job.

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