Staap! Nouh! Daargh! ACK! Nough! Oh my- STAHP
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties?
My god, what are you doing?
I seem to be wounded... BUT I CAN KEEP GOI- *dies*
DONT SHOOT, IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!
...Oh fiddlesticks, what now?
Specs
- 2.5" x 6"
- Woven polyester with woven lettering
- Hook and loop backing
- Completely Reprehensible
- Updated Ranger Green Colorway
- May accidentally identify you as a Projekt Melody Fan (DO NOT RESEARCH)(UNLESS BY RESEARCH, YOU MEAN SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH)
Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.