STFU European Embroidered Patch

STFU European Embroidered Patch

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 40 reviews

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Distress your European friends with the superiority of American firepower and TWO WORLD WARS. They can't argue against a smug anime girl.

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 3" Diameter
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Reviewed by Nick W.
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I recommend this product
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What a message!

When you really think about it, every European today are the descendants of the ones who were never brave enough to move to the US when Ellis Island was in its heyday, which really explains why they're so annoying on the internet these days. This patch is a helpful little device to remind them that their entire continent consists of modern day serfs who only exist to produce cool shit for Americans to buy - for example, the 1987 Franchi SPAS-12 I am pointing at the patch in the attached image.

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Reviewed by Carson F.
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Cute badassery!!

Wanna boast about pure ‘murican freedom in a small kawai package? This is the patch for you! Great stitch quality and love the pattern. It came with a Velcro panel so I stitched it to my field jacket, and now it looks 100x more badass! Huge recommend!

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Awesome sewing ability dude, looks great!

Reviewed by ian i.
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Works as advertised.

No European has spoken to me since purchasing this patch. 100/10 would recommend. Pictured below is my terrarium ive had the peace to enjoy since i have silenced all eurobong screeching.

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Reviewed by Kevin D.
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epic

I have shown all my European friends, they instantly disintegrated once shown this truth.

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Reviewed by Luis S.
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I recommend this product
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Thank you

Didn’t know how to respond to European opinions until now.

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