I Committed Tax Fraud Sticker

It’s bold. It’s honest. It’s the kind of energy that says, “I alphabetize my ammo but haven’t filed taxes since the Bush administration.” I put it on my workbench and now the IRS agent assigned to me just sends passive-aggressive memes instead of official letters. We’re basically friends now.

The sticker quality is top-notch too—waterproof, fade-resistant, and morally questionable. Just like me.

Warning: May cause sudden appearance of unexpected black Suburbans in your neighborhood.

Would I buy again? Yes. Would I use it as a decoy while actually committing a different crime? Also yes.

Many people around me wear stickers. Some differ from others and they carry their path. I however never had one. I never belonged. I never understood. I was in a rut, I didn't feel like I kept a place anywhere. It was just me and everyone everyone else. Nobody understood what was wrong with me and I never knew anyone. It wasn't until I reached this sticker. It clicked. It was me, it WAS me, it wasn't some visual, it was the essence of it. It completed me, and I it. This product, vast and foreign to others, made me what I am for who I am, and having it, I realized; No one. Not anyone, can take it away from me.

Perfect little joke for the hard hat. Have been in a couple meetings with foreman’s and company reps and a few have stopped and noticed this quality sticker

Glad I got two because my wife instantly stole one.