One of the last to give up solid color uniforms, Austria's Bundesheer recently switched to a (vomits internally) digital camouflage pattern. Mercifully, this new pattern of greens, grays, and tan is actually functional in Austria's urban and mountain environments. It's like UCP, except it actually works. Beneath this new camo you'll find all the cultural autism of Germanic peoples, with sensible pocket arrangements, stout closures, and durable construction.
Crafted with a lightweight, breathable blend, this combat shirt handles the heat of (in)action while wicking moisture. The torso features a durable twill fabric, while the sleeves offer stretch panels for mobility, which are perfect for layering under armor, web gear, or your battered Jansport full of funko pops.
Two zippered chest pockets and two arm pockets with elastic pen loops provide secure storage for vices or tactical butter, and hook-and-loop-adjustable cuffs ensure a snug fit around your fursona paws. Reinforced elbows take the wear of sliding into your ex's crawlspace and falls. Stock is limited for this rare camo--ostensibly some Austrian units don't even have it yet.
Vell, I can’t believe zese autistic Yanks got ze new camo before our unit, ja? Vat are zey going to do vith it, eh? Hide zere cheeseburger stains vhile zey shoot each other in zere air conditioning, perhaps? Ve need zis equipment to maintain our neutrality amongst colors, ach!
Specs
- Approximately 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
- Tarnanzug Neu (6-color: grey, olive, lichen green, khaki, sand tones)
- Quarter zip
- Two zippered shoulder pockets
- Hook-and-loop-adjustable cuffs
- No ve are not German!
Condition
Excellent: Free from cuts, tears, stains, and retain fully function hardware (namely zippers and velcro). Shirts may have minor signs of use. Shirts may be missing up to 1 pull tab, but all zippers are again fully functional.
Good: Shirt has mild to significant signs of wear such as field repairs, minor pinprick holes from use, or visible ink stains. Shirt still retains most of its functionality.
