Name: Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Brand: MXFC
SKU: AT-PTSHORTS-1-NEW
Price: 4.49 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Rated 4.9 out of 5

Based on 92 reviews

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Condition

Excellent

Unissued

“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs.

Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings.

Specifications

Inseam: 3in (We’re told this is average)
50/50 Cotton/Poly
Drawstring
Brief Liner
Back pocket

Sizing

The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows:

Size 1 fits 24" to 32" Waist
Size 2 fits 28" to 36" Waist
Size 3 fits 32" to 38" Waist
Size 4 fits 36" to 42" Waist
Size 5 fits 40" to 46" Waist

Condition

Excellent: Babemelters have only seen minor use, with no rips, tears, holes, or cuts. Drawstring and liner are functional.

Unissued: Babemelters are in like-new condition.

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Reviewed by Alexander P.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Best short shorts!

They’ve quickly become my favorite pair ! I’ve already bought 2 and am telling everyone about them . Great for everything, be it the gym or the beach .

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Reviewed by Jericho W.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Great feel

The mediums were a little too small but that’s because I was basing my sizing off US military PT shorts. I normally wear mediums but will reorder larger ones until I loose the dumb truck. Overall great feel

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Reviewed by Ian R.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Unreasonably effective

On top of being the quality you’d expect from the Austrians, these shorts truly have an unnatural effect on women.

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Reviewed by Sohwon V.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Awesome for running

Whether you are relaxing or exercising this will definitely be comfortable for the occasion

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Reviewed by Chase W.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Nice shorts

You'll squat deeper and stronger while wearing these. The cut and fabric is perfect to high mobility training

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Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

Best short shorts!

Great feel

Unreasonably effective

Awesome for running

Nice shorts

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