Reviewed by Jacob B., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Height
5' 8"
Weight
175-190
Size Purchased
L
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animals.
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This shirt is printed on a Gildan 5.3 oz tee, which has a more classic boxy fit. Going with your normal US letter size is going to be the best bet, and expect a typical amount of length shrinkage after the first wash.
For additional accuracy, see the below size chart. 'Chest' is measured around the widest portion of your chest in inches. 'Shirt Length' is measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.
US Letter Size | Chest Measurement (Inches) | Shirt Length (inches) |
S | 36 | 28 |
M | 40 | 29 |
L | 44 | 30 |
XL | 48 | 31 |
2XL | 52 | 32 |
We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.
Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.
This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.
We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.
Specs
Double needle sleeves and hem
And it sucked! (unlike this very nice shirt)
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Runs a little large, great transfer and colors, good ass tee!
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Rated 1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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Gulf war syndrome may or may not be real, but this fit is real af. Shout out to these boys for the tshirt that can match the rest of the fit.
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Solid unit holds up well
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awesom
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