Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

Regular price$5.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 85 reviews

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“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs. 

Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings. 

Specifications

  • Inseam: 3in (We’re told this is average)
  • 50/50 Cotton/Poly
  • Drawstring
  • Brief Liner
  • Back pocket

Sizing

The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows:

  • Size 1 fits 24" to 32" Waist
  • Size 2 fits 28" to 36" Waist
  • Size 3 fits 32" to 38" Waist
  • Size 4 fits 36" to 42" Waist
  • Size 5 fits 40" to 46" Waist

Condition

Excellent: Babemelters have only seen minor use, with no rips, tears, holes, or cuts. Drawstring and liner are functional.

Unissued: Babemelters are in like-new condition.

    average rating 4.9 out of 5
    Based on 85 reviews
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    99% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
    85 Reviews
    Reviewed by Marcos S.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    My wife won't let me leave the house

    These things should def come with a warning

    You'll love em.

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    Reviewed by Trevor S.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Get Thighs Like Arnold

    These are fantastic for the price, and fantastic motivation to get bigger thighs, ja? Quads, hammies, and glutes for days baby

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    Reviewed by Spencer
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Woah doggy

    The shorts are awesome and comfortable but thank god they have a lining because if they didn’t it would be a crime to wear these in public.

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    Reviewed by Brandon O.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Perfect

    I wear these exclusively under my coveralls when I work at the factory in 90 degree heat. Pairs perfectly with a telenyatska tank top

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    Reviewed by Robin H.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Wicked Nice at a Wicked Price

    They're soft, they're sleek, and the diaper liner is comfy. Yes these are definitely for guys but they're my favorite pair of shorts and way outclass any of the crappy ladies clothing I try to buy. I usually hate shorts but I love these! Great with leggings. Pocket is a wee bit too small for a phone but big enough for, hrm, coins? Maybe a flash drive? I.D? Credit card? What a small pocket. Nice shorts though! I got the unissued ones. They have some loose threads but that's part of the fun. These will always be a wrinkly mess I think unless you are mega thick. Oh well.

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