Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

Regular price$5.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 79 reviews

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“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs. 

Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings. 

Specifications

  • Inseam: 3in (We’re told this is average)
  • 50/50 Cotton/Poly
  • Drawstring
  • Brief Liner
  • Back pocket

Sizing

The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows:

  • Size 1 fits 24" to 32" Waist
  • Size 2 fits 28" to 36" Waist
  • Size 3 fits 32" to 38" Waist
  • Size 4 fits 36" to 42" Waist
  • Size 5 fits 40" to 46" Waist

Condition

Excellent: Babemelters have only seen minor use, with no rips, tears, holes, or cuts. Drawstring and liner are functional.

Unissued: Babemelters are in like-new condition.

    average rating 4.9 out of 5
    Based on 79 reviews
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    99% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
    79 Reviews
    Reviewed by Edward W.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    I'm wearing them right now

    This invention is absolutely incredible! It covers just what you need and has easy to follow instructions. The little pocket is perfect for my sand collection

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    Reviewed by Chris L.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Fit the name

    They truly melt babes, the GF loves to see me in them.

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    Reviewed by Liam B.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Awesome Shorts

    I don’t even need flashbangs for room clearing anymore, my legs are now a strobe of blinding white light whenever and wherever I run.

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    Reviewed by Richard C.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Silkies with a pocket

    Comfortable shorts to lounge in and exercise.

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    Reviewed by Jose S.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Stupid comfy

    These bad boys right here will help you set new pr's all while craddeling your junk for that extra emotional support. Get multiple pairs if you can, that is my only regret buying these.

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