Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

Regular price$5.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 82 reviews

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“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs. 

Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings. 

Specifications

  • Inseam: 3in (We’re told this is average)
  • 50/50 Cotton/Poly
  • Drawstring
  • Brief Liner
  • Back pocket

Sizing

The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows:

  • Size 1 fits 24" to 32" Waist
  • Size 2 fits 28" to 36" Waist
  • Size 3 fits 32" to 38" Waist
  • Size 4 fits 36" to 42" Waist
  • Size 5 fits 40" to 46" Waist

Condition

Excellent: Babemelters have only seen minor use, with no rips, tears, holes, or cuts. Drawstring and liner are functional.

Unissued: Babemelters are in like-new condition.

    average rating 4.9 out of 5
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    82 Reviews
    Reviewed by Brandon O.
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    Perfect

    I wear these exclusively under my coveralls when I work at the factory in 90 degree heat. Pairs perfectly with a telenyatska tank top

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    Reviewed by Robin H.
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    Wicked Nice at a Wicked Price

    They're soft, they're sleek, and the diaper liner is comfy. Yes these are definitely for guys but they're my favorite pair of shorts and way outclass any of the crappy ladies clothing I try to buy. I usually hate shorts but I love these! Great with leggings. Pocket is a wee bit too small for a phone but big enough for, hrm, coins? Maybe a flash drive? I.D? Credit card? What a small pocket. Nice shorts though! I got the unissued ones. They have some loose threads but that's part of the fun. These will always be a wrinkly mess I think unless you are mega thick. Oh well.

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    Reviewed by Edward W.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    I'm wearing them right now

    This invention is absolutely incredible! It covers just what you need and has easy to follow instructions. The little pocket is perfect for my sand collection

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    Reviewed by Rhys
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    White boy summer

    These shorts are absolutely perfect except for one flaw, mine didn’t come with a back pocket :(

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    Reviewed by Chris L.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Fit the name

    They truly melt babes, the GF loves to see me in them.

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