Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

Cut longer than regular PT shorts, these Austrian running shorts resemble standard-length commercial running shorts. The Austrians chose to go against conventional military doctrine by opting out of the classic "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

They're nice exercise shorts, or if you don't fancy exercise, good sitting around the house shorts. Sweat, grease stains, and splotches of Cosmoline don't show against the dark green, and there's still enough visible upper thigh to satisfy the ladies.

Customer-submitted photos encouraged: help@kommandostore.com

    Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

    Rated 4.8 out of 5
    33 Reviews
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    $5.99

    Cut longer than regular PT shorts, these Austrian running shorts resemble standard-length commercial running shorts. The Austrians chose to go against conventional military doctrine by opting out of the classic "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

    They're nice exercise shorts, or if you don't fancy exercise, good sitting around the house shorts. Sweat, grease stains, and splotches of Cosmoline don't show against the dark green, and there's still enough visible upper thigh to satisfy the ladies.

    Customer-submitted photos encouraged: help@kommandostore.com

      average rating 4.8 out of 5
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      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      These shorts are long on comfort.

      Should have ordered more than 2 pair.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Actually usable shorts

      bought because funny. Might end up using them at the gym.

      Not as short as I thought, perhaps I could have gone a size smaller.. but then they’d be a bit restrictive. They hang well, but I wouldn’t want to be sitting around long in them as they do ride up a bit. Wife hates them, was thinking of wearing them to the gym today but the lack of pockets big enough for all my edc and wallet meant I wore boomer approved cargos.

      Pick them up when you can to complete your short short milsurp set

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Bought them as a gift

      There is a pile of melted lady goo at the feet of my best friend right now.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Who likes short shorts?

      Got these bad boys from ivan and i can already tell they were going to be some mean shorts. Put them in the wash, dryer and immediatly threw them on. They were a great fit. Im a 32 waist and I orderd a medium. I am more thicker thighed individual so they felt a bit tighter in that area but not enough to turn me off. None the less, I sent a pic to the wife and lets just say they were not on for very long after that.

      Caution: Works as advertised...

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Awesome Sexy Shorts

      Super comfy. Great for hitting the gym, running and just lounging around. Not as short as you might think. Wife likes them too. Only bummer is that I wanted to order more, but it looks like my size is currently out of stock.

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