Name: Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
Brand: MXFC
SKU: AT-PTSHORTS-1-EXC
Price: 5.99 USD
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“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs.

Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings.

Specifications

Inseam: 3in (We’re told this is average)
50/50 Cotton/Poly
Drawstring
Brief Liner
Back pocket

Sizing

The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows:

Size 1 fits 24" to 32" Waist
Size 2 fits 28" to 36" Waist
Size 3 fits 32" to 38" Waist
Size 4 fits 36" to 42" Waist
Size 5 fits 40" to 46" Waist

Condition

Excellent: Babemelters have only seen minor use, with no rips, tears, holes, or cuts. Drawstring and liner are functional.

Unissued: Babemelters are in like-new condition.

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Reviewed by Marcos S.

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My wife won't let me leave the house

These things should def come with a warning

You'll love em.

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Reviewed by Trevor S.

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Get Thighs Like Arnold

These are fantastic for the price, and fantastic motivation to get bigger thighs, ja? Quads, hammies, and glutes for days baby

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Reviewed by Spencer

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Woah doggy

The shorts are awesome and comfortable but thank god they have a lining because if they didn’t it would be a crime to wear these in public.

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Reviewed by Brandon O.

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Perfect

I wear these exclusively under my coveralls when I work at the factory in 90 degree heat. Pairs perfectly with a telenyatska tank top

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Reviewed by Robin H.

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Wicked Nice at a Wicked Price

They're soft, they're sleek, and the diaper liner is comfy. Yes these are definitely for guys but they're my favorite pair of shorts and way outclass any of the crappy ladies clothing I try to buy. I usually hate shorts but I love these! Great with leggings. Pocket is a wee bit too small for a phone but big enough for, hrm, coins? Maybe a flash drive? I.D? Credit card? What a small pocket. Nice shorts though! I got the unissued ones. They have some loose threads but that's part of the fun. These will always be a wrinkly mess I think unless you are mega thick. Oh well.

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