The Austrian Alps get colder than your wine aunt and windier than a political convention. Only those with maximum coziness survive. Enter the Bundesheer thermal fleece jacket. Warm, durable, windbreaking, and water resistant, these jackets are perfect for any crisp environment, and they're far more hetero than the USGI Army and Air Force fleece jackets.
Made from 100% polyester fleece, this jacket features a windproof, yet breathable membrane (either PTFE or PU, depending on contract run). These liners fend off gusts while letting sweat escape. The high storm collar shields your neck, reinforced shoulders and elbows handle rugged use, and a drawcord-adjustable waist locks in heat.
Zippered front pockets and an inside breast pocket keep your vintage plushies secure, while hook-and-loop slots for name and rank patches give you an extra autism outlet. At 1.1 lbs, it’s lightweight yet cozy, ideal for layering or standalone wear in below-freezing temps. Zippered armpit vents allow you to dump heat and assert dominance through overpowering musk.
Vell, mein freund, you vant to show ze dominance, ja? I slip on mein Austrian Vindshtopper Fleece Jacket—olive green, like ze Tyrolean pines—und I unleash ze musk! Zese armpit vents, ja, zey are mein secret veapon! I lift mein arms, give a good stretch, und—pffft—out comes ze primal stench, straight from ze Alps! No fancy cologne, nein, zis is ze raw power of ze Österreich!
Specs
- Fleece 100% Polyester; Reinforcement 50% Polyester, 50% Cotton
- Austrian RAL 7013 green
- PTFE or PU, varies by jacket
- Two zippered front pockets, one inside breast pocket
- High storm collar, drawcord-adjustable waist adjustable cuffs
- Shoulders and elbows
- Good for cuddling (in German)
Condition
These fleece jackets have been hand-sorted to ensure that they are free from cuts, tears, stains, and retain fully function hardware (namely zippers and buttons). Shirts may have signs of use, or have professional repairs. Good condition may have minor field repairs, or elastic worn from use.
