Boomer Ball
Boomer Ball
Boomer Ball
Boomer Ball
Boomer Ball
Boomer Ball

Boomer Ball

Regular price $123.69 USD Sale price$47.97 USD Save 61%
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  • Ships After Independence Week Ends
  • Clearance Event — All Sales Final

Put Those Social Security Checks To Good Use Before They Run Out...

For independence week 2024, we've done just what the most economically advantaged generation would do — PULL OURSELVES UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS and have 3 night vision devices available in this gumball. All thanks to hard work, loyalty to your employer, and a firm handshake. Of course, this gumball is also filled with all other kinds of surplus, the jaws of life, and consequence-less, unsolicited gasoline powered fun.

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders. All Gumballs are final sale.


A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we make no guarantees.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition. 


The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

"Rare" Items

Item Chance Retail
Arktis Artifact (Garment) 3.13% $73.04
Warehouse Artifact 2.14% >$40.00
BAD TO THE BONE ☠️ LED Skull Shift Knob + Zibby Beans 1.16% $29.98
$50 Gift Card 0.99% $50.00
NIR Blem Ranger Green Pattern 84 Chest Rig 0.75% $229.99
Matched Set Police Trade-In Paca BII Level II Armor Panels 0.68% $99.98
Open-Box South African Bata Takkie Hockey Sneakers 0.46% $64.99
SADF Unconventional Warfare Book Set 0.35% $49.99
We find you a boomercore shirt (BAD TO THE BONE BABY) 0.29% $24.99
Soviet CSKA 1980s Hockey Jersey, Your Size 0.29% $59.99
$100 Gift Card 0.29% $100.00
Two-Pack Mestel Safety A2B2E2K2 P3 R D NATO Filter 0.23% $104.00
Ted's American Tour Tee - Ltd. Edition 0.22% $39.99
Trade-In South African Waxi Boots 0.17% $159.99
6 Foot Gondola 0.17% $169.99
Police Trade-In GH Armor Systems Helix Level II Armor Panel - Matched Set 0.17% $99.98
RARE(TM) RIP PRIGOZHIN TEE - LTD. EDITION 0.15% $34.99
New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Nutria Brown 0.12% $159.99
Afghan Fall Of Afghanistan Pattern War Rug 0.08% $179.99
SADF Pattern 70 Kidney Webbing - Great 0.08% $189.99
Battle-Damaged SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket 0.08% $199.99
Evidence Locker Specials :) 0.07% $49.99
Russian Mountaineering Ice Pick 0.06% $79.99
German Polizei Sommerblouson Jacket, Your Size 0.06% $249.99
Arktis A900 Atlas FR Combat Shirt, Your Size 0.06% $138.72
Battle-Damaged SADF Pattern 83 "Grootsak" 0.05% $184.99
Holosun LE117-GR Laser Pointer 0.03% $470.58
Afghan Campaign Pattern War Rug - 2022 RUS/UKR 0.03% $179.99
$500 Gift Card 0.02% $500.00
Gen 2+ PNV10T Russian Night Vision Goggles 0.01% $1,999.99
Gen 3 Green Phos PVS-14 Night Vision Goggles 0.01% $2,799.99
PVS-5A Binocular Night Vision Goggles 0.01% $2,499.99
We send a Coleman (Adult sized) 200cc Pitbike to your house  0.01% $799.99
Hurst Jaws of Life Rescue Tool 0.01% $499.99
Mestel Safety SGE 400/3 NATO Gas Mask 0.01% $299.00


"Common" Items 

Item Chance Retail
British Royal Navy FR Field Jacket 4.93% $24.99
Unissued French CCE Camo Fleece Jacket 4.93% $24.99
Big Fish Hat 4.64% $34.99
Three Random Stickers, Two Random Patches 4.63% $33.99
Unissued British MTP Field Shirt 4.25% $34.99
British Desert DPM Field Shirt + French Desert CCE Bush Hat 3.19% $34.98
Two-Pack Police Trade-In Pouches 3.01% $29.99
British RAF All Purpose Jacket 2.97% $29.99
German Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt + Flecktarn Helmet Cover 2.90% $32.98
Austrian Anzug 03 Summer Field Shirt 2.89% $24.99
$25 Gift Card 2.67% $25.00
British Desert DPM Smock 2.64% $49.99
Blem Graphic T-Shirt/Hoodie (Atamonica, WACO, Etc) 2.62% $39.99
Austrian Lightweight M75 Field Shirt + Grade 2 East German Load Bearing Belt 2.32% $26.98
Italian Forze Armate Judo Uniform 2.09% $29.99
Danish M84 Boonie Hat 2.03% $29.99
British DPM Field Shirt + Dutch DPM Mittens 1.97% $29.98
British Military Coverall 1.83% $34.99
Stealth Unveiled Anniversary Dad Hat + Sticker Pack 1.74% $34.98
Stealth Unveiled Anniversary Classic Hat + Sticker Pack 1.74% $34.98
Dutch DPM Cold Weather Mittens + British DPM Cold Weather Cap 1.61% $26.98
British Royal Mail Polo Shirt + USGI One Hole Balaclava 1.45% $35.98
Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt + East German Tube Scarf 1.39% $25.98
Stay Hydrated Rubashka x KommandoStore T-Shirt 1.38% $29.99
Misc Safariland Holsters 1.15% $49.99
Austrian M65 Cotton/Poly Parka 1.14% $49.99
Ivan's Snack Deal (Mocha Zibby Beans, Dark Zibby Beans, Fiery Grads, Curly Wurly's) 1.12% $24.99
Unissued British MTP Shorts 1.10% $32.99
Blem Dutch DPM Combat Shirt 1.04% $49.99
French Desert CCE F2 Field Jacket + French Desert CCE Bush Hat 0.99% $39.98
Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater + Austrian Lightweight Field Shirt 0.93% $32.98
Dutch DPM Cold Weather Parka 0.93% $79.99
Dutch DPM Combat Shirt 0.87% $49.99
British DPM Field Shirt + Unissued British Desert DPM Shorts 0.87% $37.98
German Polizei Turtleneck Shirt + NRW Polizei Patch 0.83% $25.98
Crye Precision Tan AirFlex Kneepad Set 0.70% $35.40
Waco Siege Anniversary Bundle - Ltd. Edition (Full Bundle) 0.70% $64.99
Blem British Royal Mail Fleece Jacket 0.64% $25.99
Police Trade-In Weapon Slings 0.64% $24.99
Two-Pack New Blackhawk G36/STANAG Pouch 0.58% $49.98
Polish MP-4 Gas Mask 0.58% $39.99
Police Trade-In Armor Carrier 0.52% $149.99
3" Mini Gondola 3-Pack 0.46% $44.97
Czech M10M Gas Mask 0.46% $44.99
Croatian Woodland Field Shirt + East German Tube Scarf 0.44% $25.98
Austrian M75 Field Pants 0.41% $34.99
Dutch Three Color Desert SF Field Shirt 0.41% $39.99
Blem Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket 0.37% $24.99
Three-Pack Blem Bundeswehr Tee + Grade 2 East German Load Bearing Belt 0.37% $39.96
Bundeswehr Flecktarn Hardshell Pants 0.35% $39.99
British MTP Coolmax Combat Shirt 0.35% $49.99
Blem Dutch DPM Short Sleeve Field Shirt + Grade 2 Dutch OD Belt 0.35% $25.98
Swiss M83 Alpenflage Field Shirt 0.29% $24.99
Chicom Type 81 Chest Rig (STANAG Version) 0.29% $25.99
South African Lion Lager Hat + Koozie 0.29% $28.98
Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka 0.29% $44.99
Blem Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Parka 0.23% $34.99
Blem British MTP Field Shirt 0.23% $29.99
Blem Dutch OD Softshell Jacket 0.23% $49.99
Blem British MTP Smock 0.21% $49.99
KommandoStore: Items For Humans Hoodie 0.17% $45.99
Two-Pack Random LED Light 0.15% $39.99
Blem Swiss M57 Bayonet 0.07% $69.99
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Reviewed by Kyle
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome, got some cool stuff. No NODS but very happy thanks KS

Get you some Ballz

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Reviewed by Anon
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Let's go gambling.

You've got better chances of getting something good out of this gotcha than most. Pic unrelated.

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Reviewed by Chapman H.
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MY BALLS BOOMED

I got two mittens, one a size large and one a size XL. Big win

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Reviewed by Jacob M.
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I recommend this product
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Gumball is a CIA psyop

Have you ever wondered where Ivan gets all the stuff for gumball? Like the PVS-21s you've never heard of before? Well, I'll tell you. They're coming straight from the CIA warehouse underneath the denver international airport. It's all a big plan to get all the sheeple addicted to surplus like these two dpm shirts, this austrian m75 bdu, and this east german tube scarf so the military-industrial complex can keep humming along. Wake up everyone.

In all seriousness gents, love the stuff.

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Reviewed by George L.
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Worth it

Got a cool German flectarn jacket, Austrian trousers and a F-117 T-shirt! All shipped to the UK in less than a month with no issues from customs. I'll be buying a few more next time.

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