Name: Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
Brand: GZYC
SKU: KS-TEE-BORT-2XL
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

$31.99 USD

Rated 5.0 out of 5

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This shirt is printed on a Gildan 5.3 oz tee, which has a more classic boxy fit. Going with your normal US letter size is going to be the best bet, and expect a typical amount of length shrinkage after the first wash.

For additional accuracy, see the below size chart. 'Chest' is measured around the widest portion of your chest in inches. 'Shirt Length' is measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.

US Letter Size	Chest Measurement (Inches)	Shirt Length (inches)
S	36	28
M	40	29
L	44	30
XL	48	31
2XL	52	32

2XL

3XL

We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.

Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.

This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.

We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.

Specs

Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
Heavyweight 100% cotton tee blank
90s style blocky fit
Quality heat film transfer print. Won't flake, peel, or lose color.
Rib-Knit Crew Neck
Double needle sleeves and hem

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Reviewed by Igor L., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 11"

Weight

160-175

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Soft and durable

I loved the look of the design, very classic desert storm. I was worried about the vinyl print breaking down after washes but has help up fine.

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Reviewed by Justin D., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 8"

Weight

140-150

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

My new favorite shirt!

Now I can tell all my enemies to eat my shorts.

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Reviewed by Dustin A., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 6"

Weight

125-140

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

High quality material throwback tee

This shirt design is being sold elsewhere on the internet, but avoid them. They're cheap knockoffs of this one. The tag on the shirt proves it isn't just a design printed on a blank, but was designed to be a complete product from the beginning. The shirt is thick but not stiff or rough. I started watching The Simpsons when it was on The Tracy Ullman Show and was in 4th grade when Desert Storm began. I had a bootleg Bart Tracy shirt when the Dick Tracy movie was in theaters. This is a great thing to own. Here's what a size small looks like on my 5'6" 135 lb. frame. It's loose fitting like our shirts were in the 90's.

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Reviewed by Josh B., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

Weight

190-210

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

The original not related to a certain animated sitcom shirt

The classic completely not a bootleg shirt that became a well known meme since the beginning of the internet, its great to finally have one.

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Reviewed by Ryan V., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 9"

Weight

160-175

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Victory in da Gulf!

I was in diapers @ the time it all went down but I’ll be damned if I can’t enjoy this premium textile product. Perfect for any Kenny G. SizzleDickMuthaF*cka @ bugle tryouts.

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Bort Gulf War T-Shirt

Soft and durable

My new favorite shirt!

High quality material throwback tee

The original not related to a certain animated sitcom shirt

Victory in da Gulf!

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