Name: Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
Brand: GZYC
SKU: KS-TEE-BORT-S
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99 USD

Rated 5.0 out of 5

Based on 51 reviews

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This shirt is printed on a Gildan 5.3 oz tee, which has a more classic boxy fit. Going with your normal US letter size is going to be the best bet, and expect a typical amount of length shrinkage after the first wash.

For additional accuracy, see the below size chart. 'Chest' is measured around the widest portion of your chest in inches. 'Shirt Length' is measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.

US Letter Size	Chest Measurement (Inches)	Shirt Length (inches)
S	36	28
M	40	29
L	44	30
XL	48	31
2XL	52	32

We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.

Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.

This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.

We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.

Specs

Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
Heavyweight 100% cotton tee blank
90s style blocky fit
Quality heat film transfer print. Won't flake, peel, or lose color.
Rib-Knit Crew Neck
Double needle sleeves and hem

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Reviewed by Josh B., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

Weight

190-210

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

The original not related to a certain animated sitcom shirt

The classic completely not a bootleg shirt that became a well known meme since the beginning of the internet, its great to finally have one.

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Reviewed by Ryan V., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 9"

Weight

160-175

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Victory in da Gulf!

I was in diapers @ the time it all went down but I’ll be damned if I can’t enjoy this premium textile product. Perfect for any Kenny G. SizzleDickMuthaF*cka @ bugle tryouts.

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Reviewed by Alvin T., from United States

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I recommend this product

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

absolute peak

removed part of my social anxiety

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Reviewed by John C., from United States

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I recommend this product

Size Purchased

3XL

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Amazin

Call me a 18 year old in the early ninties the way I’m willing to die for Bush sr.

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Reviewed by Thomas C., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 8"

Weight

175-190

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Great

5'8" got the large size.

High quality material + print, cool little details

definitely Wort the price

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Bort Gulf War T-Shirt

The original not related to a certain animated sitcom shirt

Victory in da Gulf!

absolute peak

Amazin

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