This one is going to get us in trouble, isn't it?
Specs
Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
| Design Quality |
Rated 4 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 4 out of 5
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Ivan’s ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to his newsletter.
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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I can't say how good this patch is
It's a secret
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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Friend loved it, he’s our team’s chef and it just made it so much better
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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Looks nice. No strings or anything dangling. Now the homies will know who's been catfishing them on grinder
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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The day I put this patch on I beat my sensei in sparring, shaved 6 minutes off my 5k and discovered I was suddenly able to cook minute rice in 59 seconds.
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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