Now 100% more Czechshy — Because Why Be Subtle?
Meet the Czech Army’s answer to hot, sweaty plate carrier-sandwiches and bland surplus racks everywhere: the Vz95 UBAC (Under Body Armor Combat Shirt). This is the real (Czech) military-issue deal, none of that knockoff stuff sewn behind a kebab shop.
Do you crave a woodland camo pattern rarer than 7n1? Tired of being “just another guy in multicam?” Want to support a nation that makes both world-class beer and camo? You’re in luck. Our Vz95 UBACs are like-new and ready for anything from LARPing “CZ hipster spec-ops” in your backyard to getting sweaty at your nearest airsoft field (or getting sweaty under duress).
Show up to divorce court in this and watch heads turn. The Czechs actually put effort into their camo here instead of hitting the digital/crye button.
The fancy-pants mesh body keeps you cool and dry, no matter how many plates, mags, or feelings of existential malaise you’re lugging around. No more BDU blouse buttons under packs and armor trying to implant additional nipples with the combat shirt cut.
Real soldiers sweated it out in these—cleaning, painting rocks, and keeping the peace with force. It should handle your foppish lifestyle perfectly.
Vz. 95 Woodland Camo Sleeves: The kind of leafy green pattern that’ll have you vanishing faster than a conscript’s morale (and lifespan). Looks good in the forest, the bar, or hiding from your feelings.
Breathable torso panel: Feels like a new lease on life under body armor or, more realistically, a boating vest and existential dread.
Mandarin Quarter-Zip Collar: Protect your neck from rogue slings, cold wind, and your friend’s lol random quirky girlfriend. Zips down quickly and easily for instant armpit access.
Reinforced Combat Sleeves: Drag yourself through the bush without looking like you’ve been resisting arrest. Includes button-adjustable cuffs to cover your noodle arms.
Hook-and-loop Panels & Flag Patch: More hook-and-loop acreage than all the New Balance at the Mankato Mower Show. Ships with a Czech flag on the shoulder to help you learn your shapes and colors.
These pop up on the surplus scene about as often as the Prague Metro gets delayed (read: almost never). Once they’re gone, your only shot is paying too much on eBay to some guy called “VinnyVest,” and you don’t want him to have your shipping address.
Sizing
Combat Shirts use standard European centimeter sizing (unfortunately). We've done our best to translate these to good ol' American sizes, but for the best fit you'll want to find your height (in centimeters), and measure the circumference of your chest at the widest point (once again, in centimeters).
Specs
Condition:
Combat Shirts are in excellent condition, with little to no signs of wear.
You know, Ivan, being out here painting trees in the woods almost makes me miss the Slovaks? We should call them.
Czech Vz95 Woodland Combat Shirt
It is lightweight and breathable, while also looking good for the woodland environment around me.
It also includes foam inserts for the shoulders and elbows which is nice.
