For Digging Slit Trenches, Graves, or Yourself into an Even Deeper Hole

Alright, you've got the rig, the pouches, and the drip. But can you dig a hole? A literal hole, not the financial hole/pit of despair (we know you have that covered). Behold, the genuine Czech Army MNS-2000 Folding Spade Pouch, a declaration that you're prepared to get medieval on some dirt, snow, or gelatinous beings. Clad in the iconic Vz. 95 leaf pattern, this piece of kit is essential for completing your Czech loadout and proving you do more than just larp in your mom's basement—you’re ready to larp in her garden too. Grab one in like-new condition before they're all buried in decaying collectors’ basements forever.

Is your tactical kit really complete without the ability to hastily excavate a fighting position? How are you going to access the nutritious radiation of the zone without disturbing the topsoil? This pouch screams "I am a serious individual who understands the importance of tactical earthworks and the comforting warmth of irradiated ground." It’s the final piece of the puzzle you didn't know you were missing.

Don't have a tri-fold shovel? First of all, fix that. Second, this pouch is also perfectly sized for a tallboy, a rolled-up rain poncho, or a bunch of tactical bananas. You can put new things in new places.

MNS-2000 Compatible: Plugs right into Czech modular gear. Also latches onto most Western belts and rigs with only a mild amount of swearing.

Iconic Vz. 95 Camo: The official camo of deep woods and deeper thoughts. Make the trees speak Czech.

Bombproof Construction: Made from heavy-duty nylon that will probably outlive you, your kids, and the concept of nations.

Secure & Fast Access: A combination of a quick-release buckle and a Spanish-fly tab means your spade stays put until it's time to get digging.

 

Specs

• Glorious Czech Republic Army Issue
• From "MNS-2000" System (Modular enough for people who say “pew” a lot)
  
• Czech Vz 95 "My other camo is M82" Woodland pattern
• Milspec coated nylon construction
  
• Fits standard issue folding spades and your unfulfilled desires
• Spanish Tab fastener and Quick-Release Buckle

Condition

Pouches are in excellent condition with little to no signs of wear. So fresh you can still smell the faint aroma of a Prague warehouse and Silvovitz.

The sling is gone. The bow forgotten. The sword rusts away in museums. Someday the rifle will be lost to history—but shovel, shovel is eternal.