Just Add Aviators
Every man needs a simple black jacket. This is that jacket. If you're reading this and it's still in stock, BUY IT NOW! If you are reading the reviews on this jacket and it's out of stock - good luck: the only way to get one now is to beat one of us in open combat. That won't be easy, because this jacket also gives +1 to ass-kicking. You've been warned, nerds.