The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.
The tube, however…
The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.
It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.
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Rated 4 out of 5
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This is a nice addition to the rest of the east german equipment. Can also work as a face covering if you need that sort of thing.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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In perfect shape, just beware of the lovely new smell you will discover. Washing did nothing, but hanging ouside and letting it air out for about 3 days did the trick. Great for keeping your neck warm or cosplaying a wierd tube alien.
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Breathable, not overly hot, keeps you just right
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Rated 5 out of 5
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very cozy
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Rated 5 out of 5
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50% tube, 50% scarf.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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