East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf

East German Tube Scarf

Regular price$9.99 USD
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Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 55 reviews

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The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

  • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR 
  • 100% tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable
  • Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
  • Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm
average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 55 reviews
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Rated 4 out of 5
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55 Reviews
Reviewed by M A., from Norway
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I recommend this product
Height
5' 6"
Weight
140-150
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
Better Than Described
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great value

Great quality - no tears, no blemishes.

Very comfy to wear at freezing temperatures.

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Reviewed by Wassim B., from France
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Height
5' 7"
Weight
160-175
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
Better Than Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfect

That’s the kind of scarf I was looking for. It’s multipurpose so you can wear it as you like. It’s comfortable. It also has an historic value so you can keep it as a collection item and/or wear it outside. I recommend wearing it with olive drab/Strichtarn clothes it suits so well !

Also, thank you to Kommandostore for the service and the help during the tracking of the package. Kommandostore ftw !

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Reviewed by Garrett J., from United States
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Height
6'
Weight
160-175
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
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Warm and comfy

Perfect for cold weather, just a tad bit itchy at first but it goes away after a bit

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Reviewed by Kyle M., from United States
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Height
5' 11"
Weight
210-240
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Compact Scarf

This tube scarf is shorter than the British one I have. It also fits a bit more snugly, but this can be fixed with a wash and an air dry (then some light hand-stretching) if desired. One advantage is that it can also fold up smaller than most scarves, and it fits in a coat pocket quite well.

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Reviewed by Rafael G., from United States
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Height
5' 8"
Weight
150-160
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
Better Than Described
Rated 5 out of 5
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Winter Wrap

Nice snug and keeps you warm for extended duration. Does exactly what it’s intended for. 10/10 garment.

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