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East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf

The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

  • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR (RIP)
  • 100% tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable
  • Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
  • Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm

East German Tube Scarf

Rated 4.8 out of 5
35 Reviews
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The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

  • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR (RIP)
  • 100% tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable
  • Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
  • Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm
average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 35 reviews
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Reviewed by Dr. B., from United States
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Perfect
Condition
Better Than Described
Rated 5 out of 5
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East German Foreskin

Breathable, not overly hot, keeps you just right

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Reviewed by Tyler R., from United States
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6 1"
How It Fits
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Rated 5 out of 5
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forbidden foreskin

very cozy

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Reviewed by David d., from United States
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Rated 5 out of 5
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A scarf that's also a tube

50% tube, 50% scarf.

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Reviewed by Tyler C., from United States
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>6' 4"
Weight
150-160
How It Fits
Perfect
Condition
Better Than Described
Rated 4 out of 5
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Nice

Works great, exactly as described. Smells pretty gross though.

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Reviewed by Brent S., from United States
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Perfect
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Nice cover

This bad mofo works as a neck warmer, face warmer, and rona mask.

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