The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.
The tube, however…
The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.
It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.
Specs
East German Tube Scarf
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Rated 4 out of 5
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I use it to keep my nose and mouth warm during cold temps. Can sometimes get itchy if worn for really long periods of time but for short tasks it does its job.
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Thick, cool looking, a bit itchy but im also using it in 89 degree weather so yknow, that possibly maybe just might have possibly something to do with it
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Rated 3 out of 5
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This thing is actually great. Peak of East German technology.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Unironically, was very useful to bring along on trips. Keep mine packed with me on a few cold days. End up offering it to multiple times to someone in my groups and every one of them really liked it.
Hopefully they sell more of these cause it would be nice to gift out.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Not too thin or too thick as a neck gaiter. Feels soft like wool or wool-blend with some of that delish military surplus aroma. Arrived with no tears, stains, or fading. OD is king. (US Dollar for size reference.)
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Rated 5 out of 5
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