The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.
The tube, however…
The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.
It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.
Specs
- Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR (RIP)
- 100% tubular construction
- Cheap, warm, and durable
- Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
- Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm
The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.
The tube, however…
The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.
It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.
Specs
- Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR (RIP)
- 100% tubular construction
- Cheap, warm, and durable
- Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
- Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Very snug
Bought it for the upcoming winter season so to test it out I walked into a freezer and I now know the allure of the tube.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Fantastic face cover thing
I use this to keep the 50lbs of flying bullshit out of my lungs during dust storms. 10/10 thanks /k/ommando store for letting me buy items that probably should've been issued to me
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Cozy, kampfy, and hides your identity
Perfect for the urban explorer looking to disguise their identity during the cooler weathers. Or just to be warm in, that's another good alternative, albeit not exciting.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Like New
The scarf arrived in great condition, almost like new. It fit comfortably and is rather cozy. I highly recommend this scarf.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Warmth for days
Has kept my neck warm on many a spring motorcycle ride. I've even bought a second one to use as sleeve add-ons to my tank-top collection. But seriously, it does its job well. Warmth in a tube.
Only down side is that the tube scarf is a little scratchy. Not to the point of annoyance, but it's there. Always.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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