East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf

The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

  • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR (RIP)
  • 100% tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable
  • Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
  • Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm

East German Tube Scarf

Rated 4.8 out of 5
29 Reviews
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The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

  • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR (RIP)
  • 100% tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable
  • Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
  • Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm
average rating 4.8 out of 5
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Reviewed by Gino C., from United States
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Perfect
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Tube

Very good, very Tubey, very warm, very convenient.

Great if you want to be an East German ninja during the winter

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Reviewed by Matt W., from United States
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great scarf for those too straight to wear an actual one

Great material that isn't scratchy and it's tight but not too tight that it presses your nose into your face. Gave it a 3 in performance because I haven't had the opportunity to use it in proper cold weather but am sure it will perform well

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Reviewed by S, from United States
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Good t00b

Nice stitching, good weight. Good amount of stretch, but not too much.

This will come in handy in the winter, just wanted to get it because all the neck gaiters being sold by other places are selling out quick, cost more and aren't as well made. Will come in handy in winter.

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Reviewed by Nickless, from United States
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Better Than Described
Rated 5 out of 5
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Useful tube sock

Very nice and cozy tube sock. There's two kinds, one longer and more narrow,the other shorter and wider. They both cover well but your head size mileage may vary so ask accordingly. A tad itchy but that's wool for you. Overall keeps your face warm and helps from breathing in frosty air.

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Reviewed by S G., from United States
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125-140
How It Fits
A Little Big
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Tubed up.

Yuh.

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