East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf
East German Tube Scarf

East German Tube Scarf

Color
Color: Olive Drab
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The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

  • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR 
  • 100% tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable
  • Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
  • Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm
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average rating 4.8 out of 5
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Reviewed by Alex, from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
5' 11"
Weight
160-175
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
Better Than Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

These are nice

Unironically, was very useful to bring along on trips. Keep mine packed with me on a few cold days. End up offering it to multiple times to someone in my groups and every one of them really liked it.

Hopefully they sell more of these cause it would be nice to gift out.

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Reviewed by Sean W., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
5' 7"
Weight
140-150
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Tubular

Not too thin or too thick as a neck gaiter. Feels soft like wool or wool-blend with some of that delish military surplus aroma. Arrived with no tears, stains, or fading. OD is king. (US Dollar for size reference.)

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Reviewed by Walter R., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
5' 11"
Weight
210-240
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Simple and very nice!

More or less a neck gaiter, but an excellent one at that. Great color, nice and snug, but stretchy so I don't think I'll have any issue with it falling down my face. For how affordable they are, I bought with the intention of wearing while mowing grass or working outside to cut down on how much dust and pollen I inhale. It probably wouldn't be very warm if you were thinking of using it in the winter for warmth, but I can see a variety of use cases for this year round.

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Reviewed by Chase W., from United States
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Height
6'
Weight
160-175
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Toob

You can really feel and smell the communism while wearing this. Built to last longer than the Soviet union did.

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Reviewed by Justin V., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
5' 8"
Weight
175-190
How It FIts
Perfect
Condition
As Described
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Tube scarf

It’s nice warm and snug, like the color. 3 piece balaclavas were sold out got this instead worth the price. The ranger green blends well with the gorka and other greens I have.

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