DON'T MESS WITH ME, IM A [FORKLIFT OPERATOR] AND I WAS BORN IN [city, state] IN [year]
IM A PROUD [eagle emoji] PATRIOT [bald eagle and burger emoji] IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND A GUN OWNER [squirt gun emoji][punisher skull][badly airbrushed picture of a bobcat, not a forklift]
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Forklift Operator Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Ever since I put this on my backpack, the ladies won't leave me alone now that they know I'm a certified forklift operator. It's quite the burden, but I suppose I'll just have to manage.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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I threw this on my kit and now I’m able to walk into the back of any Home Depot and go for a ride. Literally no one stops me
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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sticks on solid and fooled my employer
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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It goes hard
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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The best operator is a forklift operator
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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