What a knife
This is one heck of a knife, this knife is just great, so great in fact, that it was never used in the field, maybe it belongs in a museum. All I know is, this knife shouldn’t be French, because the French don’t know knives like us, we’re so good at making knives, the little French people hide under their beds and talk about our knives, it’s so sad, very sad, but less sad than this knife, because this knife is great, it’s SO great, I love this knife, and if this knife was made in America, I love America, YOU love America, then this knife would be much greater, SO much greater.









