My first gumball!
Was scared to receive some bullshit and end up with buyers remorse but I was pleasantly surprised with my stuff! Will definitely participate again next time!
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Gumball 9-1-1!
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Item List & Odds
We're going to need some backup!
These warehouse aisles aint what they used to be... A new sheriff is in town and this time we mean business. Help the gumball lawmen get the 'perps of warehouse clutter, and you might even end up with a night vision device. Agency and non-agency sales welcome...
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders, all sales final.
Remember: ITAR Restricted items cannot be received by non US customers.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Rare Items | Chance | Retail |
| Warehouse Artifact | 2.20% | Priceless :) |
| Drager CPS 5900 Hazmat Suit | 1.04% | $149.99 |
| Blem Versengtarn 'Lite' Parka | 0.89% | $99.99 |
| Swedish M90 Field Shirt | 0.64% | $59.99 |
| Red Dawn Calumet High Letterman Jacket (Your Size) | 0.56% | $134.99 |
| IDEA Chest Rig | 0.40% | $39.99 |
| DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig | 0.40% | $124.99 |
| Paulson BS-9 Riot Shield (Good Condition) | 0.40% | $299.99 |
| Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Parka | 0.30% | $99.99 |
| Mockba Sneakers (Your Size) | 0.16% | $89.99 |
| Eighty Four Balaclava Tan 499 | 0.16% | $59.99 |
| DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket | 0.16% | $259.99 |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.16% | $100.00 |
| Blem Swedish M90 Field Pants | 0.14% | $59.99 |
| Blem Versengtarn Field Shirt | 0.13% | $59.99 |
| Blem Spanish CETME Mod L Bayonet | 0.10% | $69.99 |
| South African Bata 'Takkie' Hockey Sneakers (Your Size+Style) | 0.08% | $64.99 |
| Blem Green Zone UBAC Combat Shirt | 0.08% | $64.99 |
| Blem South Korean Granite B Waterproof Jacket | 0.06% | $79.99 |
| Blem Sarajevo '84 Olympic Sasha Track Jacket | 0.06% | $99.99 |
| Blem Czech Vz95 Woodland Assault Vest | 0.06% | $99.99 |
| Blem Sarajevo Sasha Fleece Jacket | 0.05% | $99.99 |
| Blem Austrian Tarnanzug Field Shirt | 0.05% | $119.99 |
| Blem Italian Mimetico Vegetata NC4-09 Protective Armor | 0.03% | $429.99 |
| Blem Dutch Long Range "Sting" Patrol Pack | 0.03% | $99.99 |
| Blem British Green Zone Field Pants | 0.03% | $59.99 |
| Blem Austrian Sniper Sleeping Bag | 0.03% | $49.99 |
| Axon Body II Camera | 0.03% | HE'S REACHING |
| Rush Hour Trilogy on Blu-Ray | 0.02% | No, I am Yiu, and he is Mi. |
| Reno 911 Costume (your size) | 0.02% | Big Quads not included |
| Ready Or Not (on Steam) | 0.02% | |
| PVS-14 (Green Phosphor, Gen 3) | 0.02% | $2,499.99 |
| Miami Vice Full First Season DVD | 0.02% | |
| Leather Shoulder Holster (for your platform of choice) | 0.02% | |
| LA Noire + Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit (on Steam) | 0.02% | |
| Giant Maglite (ML300L LED) | 0.02% | Big Bonker |
| Fuzzy Handcuffs ;) (For Training Purposes Only) | 0.02% | Please don't lose the key |
| End Of Watch on Blu-Ray | 0.02% | Did you know that when he makes the hand symbol at the helicopter at the end of the movie its actually a real hand symbol that cops use because he spent a ton of time training with cops :) |
| Bushnell Radar Speed Reader | 0.02% | Over the limit |
| Blem Arktis SMERSH-AK | 0.02% | $349.99 |
| 100 Watt Megaphone | 0.02% | $75.00 |
| $500 Gift Card | 0.02% | $500.00 |
| Common Items | Chance | Retail |
| Two-Pack Police Deadstock Duty Shirt | 9.82% | $29.99 |
| Police Deadstock Duty Pants | 6.93% | $29.99 |
| Dutch DPM Long Sleeve Field Shirt + Czech OD M55 Mittens | 5.19% | $27.98 |
| Four Random Stickers, Two Random Patches | 5.03% | $34.99 |
| Police Deadstock Tactical Pants | 4.71% | $39.99 |
| Blem British Desert DPM Field Shirt + Three-Pack Babemelter PT Short | 3.24% | $32.96 |
| $25 Gift Card | 3.19% | $25.00 |
| Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Field Shirt + Bundeswehr Flecktarn Winter Cap | 3.03% | $37.98 |
| Blem DayZ Official Human Steak Plush | 3.02% | $34.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka | 2.89% | $44.99 |
| Ukrainian Combat Gloves + Cheeki Breeki Balaclava | 2.87% | $45.98 |
| Excellent Condition Flecktarn Field Shirt, Post 2005 | 2.80% | $24.99 |
| Khyber Pass AK Tape Full Bundle (1 Of Each) | 2.64% | $32.45 |
| British MTP Field Shirt | 2.56% | $29.99 |
| Police Deadstock Duty Shirt + 5.11 Disposable Glove Pouch | 2.24% | $29.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Tropentarn Field Shirt | 1.98% | $29.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Tropentee + Mannhose Shorts + Czech OD M55 Mittens | 1.93% | $28.97 |
| Two-Pack Strelka FAST AK Mag Pouch | 1.92% | $31.98 |
| Two-Pack British Button Up Shirt + Blem Dutch OD Pant Belt | 1.76% | $34.98 |
| Blem Austrian M75 BDU Pants | 1.76% | $34.99 |
| Blem Austrian Combat Gloves | 1.23% | $24.99 |
| Blem British Desert DPM Combat Shirt | 1.07% | $34.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr New Gen PT Pants | 0.97% | $22.99 |
| Imperial Japanese Warfare Manual Anthology | 0.96% | $29.99 |
| Blem British MTP Windproof Smock | 0.89% | $59.99 |
| $50 Gift Card | 0.88% | $50.00 |
| For God's Sake Flag | 0.88% | $29.99 |
| Ukrainian Combat Gloves + US Army Russian Vehicle ID Card Deck | 0.80% | $39.98 |
| Swiss M83 Alpenflage Field Shirt | 0.80% | $24.99 |
| British Lightweight MTP Waterproof Pants | 0.80% | $54.99 |
| Blem South Korean Granite B Shirt | 0.70% | $59.99 |
| Gumball Prize Blem British OD Fleece Jacket + Belgian Wool Gloves | 0.67% | $37.98 |
| Blem South Korean Granite B Field Pants | 0.64% | $59.99 |
| British Royal Mail Softshell Jacket | 0.61% | $29.99 |
| Austrian Carinthia Compression Bag | 0.59% | $24.99 |
| Blem Italian Vegetato Field Shirt | 0.51% | $34.99 |
| Dutch DPM Long Sleeve Field Shirt + Short Sleeve Field Shirt | 0.50% | $31.98 |
| Blem GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka | 0.50% | $99.99 |
| Blauer 195 Arctic Trooper Cap + Police Deadstock Duty Shirt | 0.48% | $39.99 |
| Blem British Desert DPM Tactical Vest | 0.42% | $49.99 |
| Roof Korean Flag | 0.40% | $29.99 |
| Turkish Woodland Lined Parka | 0.40% | $49.99 |
| Blem Acidtarn Field Shirt | 0.40% | $59.99 |
| Blem Austrian Air PT Jacket | 0.37% | $24.99 |
| Two-Pack Dutch Dry Bag | 0.35% | $39.99 |
| Blem British MTP Coolmax Combat Shirt | 0.34% | $49.99 |
| North Equipment Rhodesian Brushstroke Bush Hat Large | 0.32% | $39.99 |
| French CCE Woodland Pullover Fleece Jacket | 0.32% | $24.99 |
| Blem Dutch DPM Webbing | 0.32% | $29.99 |
| Blem British DPM SAS Windproof Smock | 0.32% | $49.99 |
| Blem Austrian Tarnanzug Field Pants | 0.32% | $119.99 |
| STALKER Duty Faction Flag | 0.32% | $29.99 |
| Blem Austrian Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 BDU Pants | 0.30% | $39.99 |
| New Gen German Bundeswehr Track Jacket | 0.27% | $29.99 |
| Blem SADF Unconventional Warfare Book Set | 0.26% | $49.99 |
| Blem British Flight Coverall | 0.26% | $59.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr PT Jacket | 0.22% | $24.99 |
| Battle-Damaged Pattern 83 Battle Jacket | 0.22% | $199.99 |
| Blem Flecktarn Parka Liner | 0.21% | $39.99 |
| Blem Swiss M83 Field Shirt | 0.18% | $24.99 |
| Blem Czech M85 Sweater + British Button Up Shirt | 0.18% | $29.98 |
| Blem Waterproof Dutch Customs Parka | 0.16% | $59.99 |
| Blem Russian EMR VKBO Field Pants | 0.16% | $49.99 |
| Blem Turkish Woodland Combat Vest | 0.13% | $34.99 |
| British Utility Sweater | 0.10% | $29.99 |
| Blem Austrian Thermal Fleece Jacket | 0.10% | $39.99 |
| Blem USGI Intermediate Sleeping Bag, Alpha Grey | 0.03% | $79.99 |
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Always fun to roll the dice
Sometimes you win something sweet. Other times you don’t. Its the name of the game. Always fun either way
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Excellent value
Got a ton of items didn’t loose a dime. Only 1 thing fit comfortably the rest went to family and friends. Got a ton of value out of it.
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I love balls
Very satisfied with this round of gumballs. I received two button down shirts (one LS, one SS), a cheeki breeki mask (pic related) and a $10 gift card was also generously included.
I’d certainly recommend trying your luck for the next round if you’re on the fence.
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Legal gambling
It's always a gamble, especially when it's clothing and sizes are quasi-random. But I've never felt ripped off. Some great pulls and some weak. But always fun! Only bet what you can afford to lose!
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