SIR WE'RE AT YOUR DOOR AT THREE AM BECAUSE WE HEARD A POWER TOOL SOMETIME TONIGHT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT CORDLESS TOOLS, AIR TOOLS, WELDERS, AND HAMMER NOISE IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR CODE PLEASE STOP WORKING ON FUN THINGS IN YOUR GARAGE WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU WHEN WE'RE ON OUR NOSEY PATROLS OF YOUR FRONT LAWN.
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Love the patch, brings humor to my collection!
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Rated 5 out of 5
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great quality
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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A fun patch for a personal kit
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 3 out of 5
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Great product and fast shipping
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Once received these patches, I advised local law-enforcement, not to worry about disputes in my jurisdiction. My peers turn their eyes as I walk by now.
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