HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

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Color: Ranger Green
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SIR WE'RE AT YOUR DOOR AT THREE AM BECAUSE WE HEARD A POWER TOOL SOMETIME TONIGHT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT CORDLESS TOOLS, AIR TOOLS, WELDERS, AND HAMMER NOISE IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR CODE PLEASE STOP WORKING ON FUN THINGS IN YOUR GARAGE WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU WHEN WE'RE ON OUR NOSEY PATROLS OF YOUR FRONT LAWN.

KommandoStore deeply apologizes if this text induced any kind of post-Karen-yapping stress. 

Specs

  • 2.5" x 6"
  • Woven polyester with woven lettering
  • Hook and loop backing
  • Completely Reprehensible
  • Updated Ranger Green Colorway

 

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
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Reviewed by Joe Z.
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outstanding

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Knock knock

A fun patch for a personal kit

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Great product

Great product and fast shipping

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Reviewed by Fred H.
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Patch allegiance

Once received these patches, I advised local law-enforcement, not to worry about disputes in my jurisdiction. My peers turn their eyes as I walk by now.

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Reviewed by Daniel O.
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Great

Let's people in the neighborhood know my authority

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