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Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava

The Italians probably saw the infamous USGI cold weather face mask and decided to one-up the US by making something even more fetishized and hilarious. Now you can wear something that effectively baits your friends into telling you to zip it.

The elephant in the room is obviously the zipper-enclosed mouth. While it allows you to open and close the mouth area for really cold conditions, it’s equally hilarious as it is functional with a nylon flap behind the zipper so your lips or dare we say tongue can’t freeze to the zipper. Like other balaclavas, this features a mono-eye-hole so your POV of the action isn’t hindered.

The poly/wool mix is lightweight yet also warm enough for colder climates, and is a delightfully off-white color to both blend in with the snow and give off seriously insane Jason-esque vibes when you don it.

Specs

  • White poly/wool mix
  • one size fits most
  • Extremely unsettling zippered mouth with nylon flap to prevent interaction of zipper and your face
  • Reinforced ear cups
  • Not suitable for use by minors

      Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava

      Rated 4.8 out of 5
      Based on 5 reviews
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      The Italians probably saw the infamous USGI cold weather face mask and decided to one-up the US by making something even more fetishized and hilarious. Now you can wear something that effectively baits your friends into telling you to zip it.

      The elephant in the room is obviously the zipper-enclosed mouth. While it allows you to open and close the mouth area for really cold conditions, it’s equally hilarious as it is functional with a nylon flap behind the zipper so your lips or dare we say tongue can’t freeze to the zipper. Like other balaclavas, this features a mono-eye-hole so your POV of the action isn’t hindered.

      The poly/wool mix is lightweight yet also warm enough for colder climates, and is a delightfully off-white color to both blend in with the snow and give off seriously insane Jason-esque vibes when you don it.

      Specs

      • White poly/wool mix
      • one size fits most
      • Extremely unsettling zippered mouth with nylon flap to prevent interaction of zipper and your face
      • Reinforced ear cups
      • Not suitable for use by minors
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          Rated 4 out of 5
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          Reviewed by tonepac b., from United States
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          Height
          6' 3"
          Weight
          >250
          How It Fits
          Perfect
          Condition
          Better Than Described
          Rated 5 out of 5
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          it was a good experience

          it was all like, in slow motion and all. ate a bird right out of the sky. the convenient zipper was a big help. i was flying kites, and the cops had no idea who did it.

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          Reviewed by Joey, from United States
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          Height
          6' 2"
          Weight
          190-210
          How It Fits
          Perfect
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          Rated 5 out of 5
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          Will make you feel like Simo

          Noticeably larger than the green balaclava sold here, neck coverage is better i can tell it will not beg for a scarf as badly. Material seems slightly thinner. Winter isn't here yet, so I can't testify to the performance in terms of insulation. Zipper arrived very stiff but I believe it is breaking in. Same mustache guard flap behind the zipper. Great creamy white color.

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          Reviewed by Coathanger, from Canada
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          Height
          5' 9"
          Weight
          190-210
          How It Fits
          Perfect
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          Rated 5 out of 5
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          My wife fears when we go out together

          After buying the winter gimp mask and horrifying my wife by doing yard work in it I had to purchase this cursed Italian marvel.

          She regrets allowing me access to the internet now.

          Also its great for stacked gondolas.

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          Reviewed by Lamont, from United States
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          Height
          6 1"
          Weight
          175-190
          How It Fits
          A Little Small
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          Rated 4 out of 5
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          the Masked Takenouchi experience

          + It's nice to have a white balaclava that isn't thicc for snowboarding

          + Breathable even when zip'd up

          + Fabric between zipper and frown is comfy

          - The ear pads are just higher than ideal

          - The zipper on mine is a little crooked (but I prefer that side anyway, so it works out)

          There's a bunch of students from Cromartie High here at the airport, and talk of a 'towel ban'- but for ten dollars, I can smile through it all

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          Reviewed by Liam D., from United States
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          Height
          >6' 4"
          Weight
          210-240
          How It Fits
          Perfect
          Condition
          Better Than Described
          Rated 5 out of 5
          Review posted

          Tasteful and functional

          My wife loves it when I make her wear this

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