The Italians probably saw the infamous USGI cold weather face mask and decided to one-up the US by making something even more fetishized and hilarious. Now you can wear something that effectively baits your friends into telling you to zip it.
The elephant in the room is obviously the zipper-enclosed mouth. While it allows you to open and close the mouth area for really cold conditions, it’s equally hilarious as it is functional with a nylon flap behind the zipper so your lips or dare we say tongue can’t freeze to the zipper. Like other balaclavas, this features a mono-eye-hole so your POV of the action isn’t hindered.
The poly/wool mix is lightweight yet also warm enough for colder climates, and is a delightfully off-white color to both blend in with the snow and give off seriously insane Jason-esque vibes when you don it.
Specs
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Fits expectations, keeps your lips from getting chapped in the winter. Compatible with long hair, I was able to keep my mid-back length ponytail in it no problems.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great quality and quickly shipped! Love this thing
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Rated 5 out of 5
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A little big on me, but fabric is soft and warm. When mine arrived the zipper was stuck shut, but after a wash and an eensy bit of oil, it's been perfectly fine since.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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If you want to gimp out and can’t afford full leather suit, fill your void with one of these spicy meatballs! Affordable and stylish. Just don’t do what I did and put it through the dryer on accident.
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Nice meatball balaclava 🤌. Suprisingly fast shipping too. Will shop 'ere again.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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