Ivan's Wide Shut: Costume Balls
Ivan's Wide Shut: Costume Balls
Ivan's Wide Shut: Costume Balls
Ivan's Wide Shut: Costume Balls

Ivan's Wide Shut: Costume Balls

Regular price $40.00 USD Sale price$13.99 USD Save 65%
Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 1702 reviews

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The Elites don't want you to know, but we are blowing the whistle 

No need to sneak in or wear a mask, outsiders are allowed into this excusive "ball" just this once. As long as you pay the toll. If you didn't think the world was nightmarish enough, in this gumball there is a chance to receive two available PVS-5 night vision devices, surplus masks for any weird galas you might be attending and warehouse artifacts that may include a little black book with a client list. 

Vacation to Little Saint James not included... 


About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.


A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition. 


The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!


"Rare" Items

Item Chance Retail
$50 Gift Card 1.31% $50.00
Italian Roma 90 Flak Jacket 0.59% $179.99
Flame Assault Shoulder Weapon: M202A1 'Flash' Book 0.59% $27.99
SADF Pattern 70 Kidney Webbing Set, Good 0.40% $169.99
$100 Gift Card 0.40% $100.00
Warehouse Artifact 0.38% Priceless :)
SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Nylon Strap Version, Serviceable+ 0.30% $104.99
German Polizei Sommerblouson Bomber Jacket, Your Size 0.20% $249.99
Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam Black 0.20% $219.99
New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Ranger Green 0.20% $169.99
(RARE) RIP Prigozhin Tee, Your Size 0.20% Don't Sell It :(
Kanye West Mask  0.10% $29.99
Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam 0.10% $219.99
SADF Pattern 83 Field Pack, "Grootsak" Good+ 0.10% $219.99
HEAT Rig, Your Size 0.10% $199.99
Servis Cheetahs, White, Your Size 0.10% $99.99
Three Pound Gummy Worm with $50 Gift Card stuff inside (Yum!) 0.10% $79.99
UBAC 'Green Zone' DPM Combat Shirt (Large, MOD T) 0.06% $59.99
Pumpkin Pie to your door (It will be yummy) 0.06% $59.99
$500 Gift Card 0.04% $500.00
25 Pounds of Candy (don't eat it all at once ;)) 0.04% $87.50
PVS-5B Nightmare Vision Goggles 0.02% $2,399.99
PVS-5C Nightmare Vision Goggle 0.02% $2,799.99
6 Meter Mega War Rug (5.6M Red Tanks #22) 0.02% $599.99
1 Year Free CONUS shipping 0.02% $150.00
3 Pack Gummi Pet Rat with $50 Gift Card inside 0.02% $64.49
Ammo Can filled with candy 0.02% $50.00
We decide what Balenciaga shoes you get, your size, photo required ;) 0.02% $200.00
Drive (2011) Jacket In Your Size (Good Quality, no garbage) 0.02% $99.00
A24 Beach Towel 0.02% $45.00
Copy of Eraser Head 0.02% $29.99
A24 Lighthouse Grooming Set 0.02% $42.00
Vampire The Masquerade (For PC, Of Course) 0.02% $29.99

"Common" Items


Item Chance Retail
Blem Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket 4.55% $39.99
Blem Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Parka 4.45% $34.99
Three Random Stickers, Two Random Patches 4.43% $33.99
Two-Pack Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater 4.43% $29.98
Austrian M75 BDU Pants 3.98% $34.99
Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt 3.46% $19.99
Misc Surplus Pouches/Kit (Eagle Industries, Blackhawk, Paraclete, Protech, Point Blank, Bianchi) 2.97% $29.99
$25 Gift Card 2.95% $25.00
Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket 2.77% $24.99
Cosmetic Blem New Production SADF 2L Water Bottle 2.63% $24.99
USGI Cold Weather Mask + Big Fish Hat Costume Combo 2.57% $49.98
British DPM Field Shirt and British Tube Scarf 2.55% $24.98
Italian Alpini Balaclava + Please Be Patient Cap 2.47% $34.98
Crye Precision Tan AirFlex Kneepad Set 2.45% $35.40
GBU-12 Paveway "Version 2" Atamonica Hoody 2.43% $44.99
Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Shirt 1.98% $24.99
East German Kampfgruppen Garrison Cap + Soviet GP-5 Mask 1.96% $29.98
Blem East German Strichtarn Field Shirt With East German Garrison Cap 1.86% $27.99
Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Parka 1.58% $44.99
Slovakian M98 OD Lined Parka 1.48% $24.99
Two-Pack USMC FROG Gloves 1.39% $31.98
British Unissued Lightweight Desert DPM Field Shirt + Desert DPM Boonie 1.29% $44.98
British Unissued Lightweight Desert DPM Field Shirt + Desert Shemagh 1.29% $39.98
Two-Pack German Bundeswehr Tropen Short Sleeve Shirt (Large) 1.29% $19.98
Belgian M88 OD Field Jacket 1.19% $29.99
Polish Wz93 Lined Parka 1.19% $44.99
German Polizei Turtleneck Shirt + Blem Bundeswehr PT Jacket 1.01% $37.98
British Lightweight MTP Waterproof Pants Gen II 0.99% $49.99
Czech M10M Gas Mask + Czech Tube Scarf 0.99% $54.98
E-3 Sentry Atamonica Tee 0.99% $44.99
1ft Gondola Plush 0.99% $34.99
Polish Wz93 Short Sleeve BDU Shirt + Soviet GP5 Mask 0.99% $34.98
East German Strichtarn Field Shirt 44 (US Small) 0.99% $27.99
Two-Pack Blem Bundeswehr OD Tee + Blem Austrian "Babemelter" Shorts 0.99% $25.97
French F1 Tent Khaki 0.97% $54.99
Bundeswehr PT Jacket + Bundeswehr "Mannhose" PT Shorts 0.97% $25.98
Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants 0.89% $39.99
Czech Vz. 92 Work Jacket 0.89% $19.99
GBU-12 Paveway II Atamonica Tee (Large) 0.79% $44.99
Atamonica AIM-9 Standee 0.79% $24.99
Hungarian 70M Gas Mask 0.79% $39.99
Expedient Recoilless Launcher 'Panzerfaust' By Jonathan Wild 0.79% $24.99
British Lightweight MTP Waterproof Pants Gen I 0.69% $49.99
Two-Pack NATO 30 Cal Can, Good 0.69% $25.98
Inert M18 and M67 Plush Grenade Bundle 0.69% $27.98
Ring Of Fire Tee (Your Size) 0.69% $34.99
Austrian M65A2 Gas Mask 0.69% $69.99
Stick Grenade Plush 0.67% $19.99
British Unissued Lightweight Desert DPM Field Shirt + USMC FROG Gloves 0.59% $40.98
Austrian Anzug 03 Gore-Tex Alpine Hardshell Pants 0.59% $69.99
British Utility Sweater 0.59% $29.99
Polish MP-4 Gas Mask 0.59% $44.99
E-3 Sentry Atamonica Hoody 0.57% $59.99
Dutch OD Field Jacket 0.53% $23.99
Ivan's Zibby Beans Ceramic Coffee Mug + Two-Pack Ivan's Fiery Grads 0.49% $25.97
Dutch Cold Weather Desert Ushanka + Czech Tube Scarf 0.49% $21.98
East German Combat Pack Canvas / Issued 0.49% $17.99
KommandoStore: Items For Humans Tee 0.48% $29.99
Blem British DPM Field Shirt + Two-Pack Blem Bundeswehr OD Tee 0.46% $39.97
French "Armee De Terre" PT Suit 0.40% $49.99
KommandoStore Defuse Hoodie 0.40% $45.99
Swiss M70 Alpenflage Parka EU 52, Excellent 0.40% $44.99
Swiss M70 Alpenflage Parka EU 52, Good 0.40% $34.99
USGI M81 Woodland Field Shirt 0.40% $29.99
Two-Pack TM-62 Landmine Plush 0.38% $69.98
Chicom Type 56 AK Chest Rig 0.30% $39.99
Paulson DK-5 Universal Riot Face Shield 0.10% $59.99
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Reviewed by Vincent B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Balls are decent

Favorite ball I got was the mittens with the pointer fingers free so they can be used in shooting. Least favorite? The Bundeswehr folding sunglasses that make me look like that one picture of Todd Howard wearing the alien eye sunglasses.

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We <3 Todd tho

Reviewed by Magnus G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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All in all it‘s worthy

I bought three „black market balls(goin‘dark)“ and the sizes of the clothes vary a bit but fit. The Quality is also good for the priece, no doubts.

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Reviewed by Kris M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Very cool

Good variety of gear with some extra little goodies snuck in

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Reviewed by Pearse C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Absolutely brilliant, didn’t disappoint, stuff I got was well worth the price

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Reviewed by Kinsey B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best birthday gift ever

My sister loved this for her birthday.

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