Alright, let's be real. Instead of counting the times you've successfully communicated with someone while wearing any gas mask, how about we count up how many times you've *attempted* to do so and invariably gotten "WHAT?" back as a response?
Not so with this new piece of BreathyBoi® technology!
Takes AAA batteries, interestingly enough, but that aside the difference between speaking with the device on and off is tangible not only to yourself, but those around you as well!
Creep out the rest of your neighborhood watch group with 300% efficiency and clarity with your intermittent Half-Life 2 Combine chatter, and say goodbye to the gas mask muffle!