Big stick
I got the big wooden one, it’s a big stick with a wrist strap, simple but solid. 10/10 feels good in the hands and like it would be effective in beating hippies trying to spread communism. Would not recommend for concealment, as as it is a big wooden stick.
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as long as you speak softly, you are 100% allowed to hit them with the big stick
-Theodore Roosevelt, probably