No! I’m with the-
This one really RESONATES with me.
| Design Quality | 
 
Rated 5 out of 5
 
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| Construction Quality | 
 
Rated 5 out of 5
 
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Staap! Nouh! Daargh! ACK! Nough! Oh my- STAHP
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties?
My god, what are you doing?
I seem to be wounded... BUT I CAN KEEP GOI- *dies*
DONT SHOOT, IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!
...Oh fiddlesticks, what now?
Specs
Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.