Made In Ukraine
As with many Russian icons, the Telnyashka is borrowed from someone else–originally used by Breton sailors, the iconic stripey sailor shirt spread to France and Russia, eventually becoming an icon for Soviet forces and their descendants. You’ll find telnyashkas in a myriad of colors for different units and purposes, but the most iconic is the "VDV" sky blue with white base, which we’re stocking now.
The telynashka’s alternating stripes are designed to catch eye and set its wearers apart–and it worked. German soldiers up against Soviet soldiers, referred to the telnyashka-clad soldiers as “striped death.” When combatants saw Russian forces wearing stripes, they knew they were in for a fight.
The wide neckline makes the telnyashka quick to don and doff, and legend has it that it’s designed to show off the swole, oily traps of stronk (definitely not malnourished) Soviet sailors.
The blue telnyashka is a badge of honor among VDV paratroopers, and we have to admit the contrast between the blue and white undershirt and the camo blouse is striking. Soviet uniform designers even created a different cut of the airborne’s military coat designed just to show off the telnyashka.
Whether spotted peeking out from under the Gorod top of GRU spetsnaz troops in Chechnya or adorning VDV soldiers in Paktia, the telnyashka creates a signature look without rival in the west.
Sizing
We've translated the typical RU sizing to more manageable US sizes. Since these are meant to be a base layer, they fit a bit tighter. Stick with your usual size to show off your physique, or move up in size if you want unhindered mobility.
For reference, our model wore an RU 54, but could've gone down to a RU 52 without issue. Model is 6 feet tall with a 40" chest circumference.
Specs
Soviet Telnyashka Tanktop
The tank top looks great and feels sturdy enough. I haven’t washed it yet so I don’t know if it shrinks when washed and dried. Overall I thinks it’s great. If it holds up to extended use I’ll definitely be picking up a couple more.
After receiving this amazing piece of striped cloth, I realized I am slightly out of shape. Being as that may be, it doesn’t matter. Because half the guys who wore these were slightly out of shape anyways. I’ve developed a stank that I just can’t get rid of. Not because the tank itself, but because I just don’t want to. Doesn’t feel right to wash it. The more stains the merrier. Solid tank 10/10. Fits great and material is stretchy and just good sht. If you’re thinking about getting it, just get it. Don’t hesitate, don’t ask your wife or your girlfriend, don’t let anyone tell you it’s dumb. It’s sick.
Quality is high and looks nice
Just buy it. You know you want it. Very authentic quality. Perfect for asserting dominance in the gym, romantic dates, or just Slav squatting in front of your local convenience store. Buy it, you won’t be sorry.
Fits great and prefect for the slavtard larping🫡
