Tard Wrangler Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

You’re a lone trailblazer type of guy, the kind who wakes with the dawn, boots caked in red dirt, ready to wrestle the wind. You don’t flinch when the trail gets rough. Through thorns, barbed wire, and heatstroke, you push through with a steed of steel and a spirit forged in the frontier. That 1992 Tercel is your chariot, hauling 300lbs of grit to the public school or YMCA, its engine growling like a bull dying after its final rodeo. You tip your hat to the old ways: saddle leather, open range, hemp lassos, but you’ve got a modern edge, a knack for turning chaos into conquest.

You’re the fella who’d stare down a dust storm with a smirk, knowing this tard’s yours to tame. Whether it's a big drive down to the science museum or a one-on-one rodeo in the cafeteria, you live by your own code: rugged, real, and unapologetic, grilled cheese in hand. This ain’t no city-slicker’s playground; it’s your domain, where every scar tells a story. Slap that Tard Wrangler badge on your vest, pilgrim--you've earned it.

Specs

• 2.5" x 6"
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Completely Reprehensible
  
• Ranger Green or Black
• +15 to Charisma with Simpletons, -10 to Karens

 

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.