Ted's American Tour - Ltd. Edition
Ted's American Tour - Ltd. Edition
Ted's American Tour - Ltd. Edition
Ted's American Tour - Ltd. Edition
Ted's American Tour - Ltd. Edition
Ted's American Tour - Ltd. Edition
Ted's American Tour - Ltd. Edition

Ted's American Tour - Ltd. Edition

Regular price$36.99 USD
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Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 8 reviews

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Finding your size 

In general, you should be able to go with the (US) size you normally wear. The measurements here are the measurements of the shirt itself, not your body.

Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.

Compare with one of your favorite shirts to verify the fit, and if in doubt feel free to contact customer service for assistance!

 Size Chest Circumference of Shirt Length Of Shirt
S 36" 28"
M 40" 29"
L 44" 30"
XL 48" 31"
2XL 52" 33"
3XL 56" 34"
4XL 60" 35"
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Our graphic tees & hoodies are custom printed in the USA with high quality custom blended inks or an advanced direct-to-garment printing process that ensures quality, lasting designs. 

Garments may have a slight odor due to the nature of the printing process when brand new, and we always recommend washing before wearing.

The easiest way to ensure the print stays intact and vibrant is to turn them inside out, and machine wash them on cold. After that, simply tumble dry on low heat


In memory of Theodore John Kaczynski, brilliant Harvard mathematician, celebrated author, and environmentalist. This one's for you.

Ted's ideas swiftly captivated the nation, and now he's on tour... He might not be a top-40-hogging superstar but there's few people in industrial society that haven't heard that influential first sentence...

"I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car".

A keen eyed warehouse employee told us that something looked oddly familiar about this design, something about a country music artist? A bunch of the nerds on the internet wanting to go to the arctic circle? We're not sure what he was getting at.

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  • High quality full color print
  • Premium Hanes Beefy-T blank
  • Printed in the USA
  • May cause mild discomfort at the state of industrial society
  • No relation to any sort of wildly popular music artist or their concert t shirts

Sizing

Our tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information. 

Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.

Construction

Our tees are printed using high quality industry-leading equipment in the USA. 

The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and comfort.

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Reviewed by Peyton S.
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good fit

the shirt fits very well and the color looks amazing in person, I've gotten a lot of long confused stares from swifties wearing their own shirt of a national terrorist

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Reviewed by dm
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definitely a head-turner

aside from getting you stares, this shirt is made high quality cotton and the graphic won't tear off after a couple of washes.

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Reviewed by Nicholas K.
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Perfection

One of my coworkers is a Swiftie and this shirt earned me a trip to HR. Absolutely worth it

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Reviewed by Codie F T.
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Love it!

Great design. I like to wear it at my IT job in the same way a white kid in finance listens to NWA on his commute to work.

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Reviewed by Jason K.
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Uncle Teddy Approved

High end shit. Buy now!!!

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