In memory of Theodore John Kaczynski, brilliant Harvard mathematician, celebrated author, and environmentalist. This one's for you.
Ted's ideas swiftly captivated the nation, and now he's on tour... He might not be a top-40-hogging superstar but there's few people in industrial society that haven't heard that influential first sentence...
"I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car".
A keen eyed warehouse employee told us that something looked oddly familiar about this design, something about a country music artist? A bunch of the nerds on the internet wanting to go to the arctic circle? We're not sure what he was getting at.
Specs
Sizing
Our tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information.
Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
Construction
Our tees are printed using high quality industry-leading equipment in the USA.
The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and comfort.
the shirt fits very well and the color looks amazing in person, I've gotten a lot of long confused stares from swifties wearing their own shirt of a national terrorist
aside from getting you stares, this shirt is made high quality cotton and the graphic won't tear off after a couple of washes.
One of my coworkers is a Swiftie and this shirt earned me a trip to HR. Absolutely worth it
Great design. I like to wear it at my IT job in the same way a white kid in finance listens to NWA on his commute to work.
High end shit. Buy now!!!
