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In memory of Theodore John Kaczynski, brilliant Harvard mathematician, celebrated author, and environmentalist. This one's for you.
Ted's ideas swiftly captivated the nation, and now he's on tour... He might not be a top-40-hogging superstar but there's few people in industrial society that haven't heard that influential first sentence...
"I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car".
A keen eyed warehouse employee told us that something looked oddly familiar about this design, something about a country music artist? A bunch of the nerds on the internet wanting to go to the arctic circle? We're not sure what he was getting at.
Specs
Sizing
Our tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information.
Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
Construction
Our tees are printed using high quality industry-leading equipment in the USA.
The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and comfort.
Our graphic tees & hoodies are custom printed in the USA with high quality custom blended inks or an advanced direct-to-garment printing process that ensures quality, lasting designs.
Garments may have a slight odor due to the nature of the printing process when brand new, and we always recommend washing before wearing.
The easiest way to ensure the print stays intact and vibrant is to turn them inside out, and machine wash them on cold. After that, simply tumble dry on low heat.
Very good shirt. Your parents will hate it while your CIA handler will love it. Mine even asked me for a photograph while I was out in public wearing it.
have been a blessing for the human race. Supreme quality, beefy and durable shirt. Of course the slaps really tie the whole package together. Worth the wait and coin.
I bought this for my friend and he loves it
I didn't even realize it was a play on T Swift Eras Tour merch until my friend pointed it out, which made me doubly happy I bought it. Lmao.
Radical. Stickers are great quality, reasonable sizes. Shirt fits real well. No pictures cuz camera broke, but this was 100% worth the dollars.
