amazing
Keeps all the women away
The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
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Keeps all the women away
I found this store when looking for pictures of the hat meme to show my sister and grandpa. I couldn't believe it was made real! I ordered it and it came very quickly even with the standard UPS. The hat itself is magnificent. The bill is sturdy but soft and I believe angled to keep the sun out of your eyes when angling (and to display the crown). The crown is firm and displays the meme, but I'd definitely be careful (I will treat this as an heirloom to share with my kids someday). The stitching is good and I love the fish on the inside, great personal touch on the meme. And the rest of the mesh material also feels good to the touch and let's my scalp breathe during intense fishing! I love this thing already! I hope it stops raining soon, I just wanna fish 🎣 🐠 🐟
I love the hat but the biggest issue I had with it was every time I put it on I’d end up getting laid and I really like wearing the hat but it can be exhausting at times you know? Like maybe I just need a little shade on my face from the sun and not women throwing themselves at me… Good quality though! Nicely made!
I bought this as a joke, it's a great joke, but you actually forget you're wearing such an astounding hat if you're not around mirrors as it feels like a normal trucker hat.
This is my new fishing, cooking and event hat, my gf is a huge fan, when she walks into the kitchen seeing my amazing hat while I'm cooking, she immediately laughs on sight.
People fear being in public with me when I wear it, they should be afraid, because I have a 10 gallon trucker hat.