The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Regular price $34.99 USD Sale price$24.49 USD Save 30%
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 577 reviews

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and wide mouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New for 2022

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for EVEN BIGGER heads
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 577 reviews
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Reviewed by Luke K.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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its poggers

fantastic hat, got some good laughs from the boys

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Reviewed by Andrew Z.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Swag Hat

Esoteric

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Reviewed by Louis B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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uncrustables

I fit eight uncrustables in this hat and could still wear it 10/10

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Reviewed by Dillon
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Not big enough

Wore it to the world’s largest gunshow and found some downsides.

1). Did not have biggest hat in the room, that son of a bitch in the felt hat knows what he did.

2). Women do fear that hat, one lady threatened to slap my friend and the women selling titty calendars didn’t come running when we came within range.

3). Boomers don’t fear the hat, they want your picture and then you have to explain Kommando store to a guy that still has an iPhone 2.

4). There are boomers that still can’t read the hat at it’s current size, needs a large print version so you don’t have to lean halfway across the table.

Just needs to be bigger so I can assert my dominance fully and store a beer vertically. 11/10 would buy again if I haven’t already given all the boys one.

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Reviewed by Grundus S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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EXTREMELY POWERFUL

As I went to walmart to acquire soda to drink on my daily fishing trips, I horrified a woman coming into the soda isle as i browsed the selection. Her yelp of terror was quite fitting, and only confirmed that this was money well spent.

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