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[PRE-ORDER] The "Big Fish" Hat
[PRE-ORDER] The "Big Fish" Hat
[PRE-ORDER] The "Big Fish" Hat
[PRE-ORDER] The "Big Fish" Hat
[PRE-ORDER] The "Big Fish" Hat
[PRE-ORDER] The "Big Fish" Hat

 

Let any fish
Who meets my gaze
Learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the harbinger of death

The bane of creatures subaqueous
My rod is true and unwavering
As I cast into the aquatic abyss
A man, scorned by this uncaring earth
Finds solace in the sea
My only friend
The worm upon my hook
Wriggling, writhing
Struggling to surmount
The mortal pointlessness 
That permeates this barren world

I am alone

I am empty

And yet

I fish

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Attracts women and horrifies fish in a 5-mile radius (DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events)

Pre-Order Information

This is a pre-order product. Our Big Fish hats have exited production as of August. They are currently en route to our warehouse via air freight for fulfillment.

[PRE-ORDER] The "Big Fish" Hat

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Let any fish
Who meets my gaze
Learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the harbinger of death

The bane of creatures subaqueous
My rod is true and unwavering
As I cast into the aquatic abyss
A man, scorned by this uncaring earth
Finds solace in the sea
My only friend
The worm upon my hook
Wriggling, writhing
Struggling to surmount
The mortal pointlessness 
That permeates this barren world

I am alone

I am empty

And yet

I fish

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Attracts women and horrifies fish in a 5-mile radius (DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events)

Pre-Order Information

This is a pre-order product. Our Big Fish hats have exited production as of August. They are currently en route to our warehouse via air freight for fulfillment.