The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Regular price$34.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 690 reviews

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New for 2022

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for EVEN BIGGER heads

The One True Fish Hat

Many have tried and failed to replicate it's power - we did it right.

There's no wonder it's our best selling product ever...

With adjustability for nearly any cranium and a staggering 7.9" tall stature, you'll be the bane of fish and women everywhere...

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See Why Fishionados Love Their Big Fish Hat
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 690 reviews
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Reviewed by Adam M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

I am now feared and respected by all

This hat has landed me multiple interviews for high paying executive positions and it also fits my elongated head.

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Reviewed by Robert W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great Hat

Got it for my dad (he loves fishing) he loves and his dog loves it would recommend it

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KommandoStore

Hehe, doggy!

Reviewed by Garrett C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Beeg

It’s a funny

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Reviewed by Alex O.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The lady catcher

Good hat very tall

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Reviewed by Riley H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

This hat is glorious and well paired with another I have

What can I say that the title of the review already hasn't? If you enjoy large novelty hats that you can bring just about anywhere to look like a tool, this is for you! If I wasn't sober I'm sure the hat would get me free drinks down at the pub.

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