The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Regular price$34.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 732 reviews

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New for 2022

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for EVEN BIGGER heads
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 732 reviews
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Reviewed by Josh S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Wife hates it, I love it lol

If you want a girl, don't get it. If you have a girl, get it. I love it and think it's hilarious. Every guy I know has a crush on me and like totally wants to date me. Every woman fears me.

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Reviewed by Liam M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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the biggest hat that could fish

ever needed a hat to block the repulsive sight of a person, have no fear. this hat is equipped with a super flexible brim that can turn into WHAT A WEPON, YES buy one now, now. Do it for the MEME plz

its worth it. trust, trust.

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Reviewed by Melissa F.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Wonderful helm of fish

it strikes fear into the hearts of those at the grocery store and is not for those faint of heart or too large of head (though it does have an adjustable strap) It also came pretty quickly which was neat

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Reviewed by Colin M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Drippiest hat umong the goons

This product is high quality and well worth your buck so while they are In stock I’d highly recommend this hat my girlfriend even let me tap in it, and I gotta say, my most proud moment.

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Reviewed by Evan P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The Most Majestic Headwear To Have Ever Graced The Tender Hands Of Mankind

This hat saved my marriage, won me the lottery, and cured my deafness.

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