The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Regular price$34.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 757 reviews

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches, well above average) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New Features:

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for BIGGER heads
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 757 reviews
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Reviewed by Stephen S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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It attracts all the men

This hat is a lie, men will flock to you.

Wish the hat was a bit wider for my big head

9.5/10

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Reviewed by Andrew R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Exquisite.

This hat is more than just a hat, it is a crown of imperium of which I wear atop my head. the sheer power it weilds alone has increased my virility tenfold. I no longer fear social outings for civilians in the streets dare not walk in my path, men bow at my heels pledging their armbands in my life, and women within a 10 ft radius are subject to violent bouts of spasms. I cannot reccomend this enough, for it has changed the course of my destiny outright.

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Reviewed by Sam
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Friend absolutely loves it

It attracted all the mens attention at the Bass Pro shop.

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Reviewed by Jakari T.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Big hat

Seemed fishy at first, but it's pretty big

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Reviewed by Henry T.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfect father's day gift

Got the Big Fish Hat for my dad as a father's day present and he loved it.

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