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The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
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New Features:
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish hat is pretty much everything you want. It's a statement, it's large, and it's the ultimate conversation starter. Good quality, feels good to wear... maybe I'll have to get some for my friends in the future.
The hat is phenomenal - the issue I face is the wind.
I feel like a million bucks in this bad boy. If women and fish didn’t fear you before, they definitely will once this hat’s on your head. Great material, plenty of room for my massive galaxy brain cranium. (It also hides my horrific hairline beautifully, but weirdly enough, since owning this hat my hair’s started growing back, which can’t possibly be a coincidence.
I recently bought this hat as a gift for a friend, and his legend has only grown since he put it on. I can feel as the world parts around him like sea around moses.
10/10 Would buy again.
Fits well, and scares da ho’s. Perfect “leave me the f*** alone I’m fishin’” vibes. This same hat style with Krusty Krab logo would do wonders, you’re welcome.
