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The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
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The Big Fish Hat
Ordered this as a gag gift for my buddy, he wore it at work for our company’s Christmas dinner and was seen wearing it by all of the high ups and they LOVED it worth every penny
After buying this hat my life has improved. My dog came back home. My ex divorced her husband and came crawling back and every night I’m swarmed with bisexual cheerleaders wanting to have their wait with me. If you buy this hat be prepared because it changes your dna in such a way that your swag is never turned off. Every morning I wake up covered in women because of it.
When I show up to the bank spot, all the fair weather fishermen with their fairy wands quiver in fear. I can see fish you can’t. I understand fish behavior on a personal level. You’re making memories with your children, I’m draining the lake of its inhabitants in real time.
It’s cool
Premium drip and my favorite hat ever. The size is astronomical, and quite even comical. If you’re tryna look like you have the brain capacity of yakub, then come on dude, and grab yourself a bad Larry. I’d give 6 stars but the Italian dude limited me to 5. Anyways, it hypes my dog up, especially paired with “let’s get it started” by black eyes peas.
