The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 620 reviews

Regular price$34.99 USD
/
  • Ships Late April
Now available for Pre-Order — estimated delivery late April.

The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and wide mouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New for 2022

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for EVEN BIGGER heads
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 620 reviews
  • 5 Stars
    584 Reviews
  • 4 Stars
    31 Reviews
  • 3 Stars
    5 Reviews
  • 2 Stars
    0 Reviews
  • 1 Star
    0 Reviews
100% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
Customer photos and videos
620 Reviews
Reviewed by Scott
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Big hat

I love my hat but I'd like to find the hat but without the lettering.

Loading...
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Luke P.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

A perfect gift

I got this as a gift for my friend, unfortunately, it has worked too well and now everyone is afraid of them.

Quality is very good, looks exactly as the pictures show, a great gift for the fisher in your life.

Loading...
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Dan B.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Just fits my skull

Every redneck needs one

Loading...
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Logan R.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

The Big Fish Hat

The perfect hat to pick up some cuties

Loading...
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Archer G.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Hat review

Absolutely rad. Brought it to work and my superintendent thought it was hilarious.

Loading...
Was this helpful?

Recently viewed