The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Regular price$34.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 729 reviews

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New for 2022

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for EVEN BIGGER heads
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 729 reviews
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Reviewed by Colin M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Drippiest hat umong the goons

This product is high quality and well worth your buck so while they are In stock I’d highly recommend this hat my girlfriend even let me tap in it, and I gotta say, my most proud moment.

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Reviewed by Evan P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The Most Majestic Headwear To Have Ever Graced The Tender Hands Of Mankind

This hat saved my marriage, won me the lottery, and cured my deafness.

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Reviewed by Keithlyn Steter A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome Sauce

Everybody is in love with it, it is too great.

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Reviewed by Magnus D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Amazing hat

Co workers got a kick out of it

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Reviewed by Samer K.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfectly subtle

Nothing says murica like this bad boy. Doug Dimmadomes redneck cousin

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