Big Fish Small Pond
Got it for my brother for his birthday and his wife has stopped speaking to me.
The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
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Got it for my brother for his birthday and his wife has stopped speaking to me.
When I picked up this hat, it felt like picking up a crown. Among the presents for my birthday, this was the best. Within only one day of wearing it, I’ve received enough smiles and laughs to last through the end of spring. (Much love to the crew that took care of my hat btw.)
Mom doesn't find it funny, but my sister thinks it's hilarious. I might need to get another...
My son fell in love with this hat, and we bought it for his birthday. It arrived in great condition, and he's in love with it. Is it ridiculous? Yes, but who can understand love.
This hat arrived in great condition and quality, zero disappointments. I ordered it on a whim because a lady friend thought it would be funny as hell, so I did. I had previously wanted to buy it because it goes hard, but me buying it at her non serious request first showed to her how much I cared and surprisingly helped me land a girlfriend. Fast forward to now, and the message on the hat no longer fully applies but it's still drip. Proof of ownership (of the girl) can be given if the Ivan's at the company think it's funny. Regardless, takes notes from the master, bros, because I know you need it, and buy this fine hat.