Reviewed by Wesley H.
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I recommend this product
Legendary
Absolute pinnacle of drip. 10/5
Only wish it was a little smaller.
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The Big Fish Hat
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The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
Specs
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One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
- A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches, well above average) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
- Breathable trucker-style mesh
- Snap adjustment on the back
- Women will fear you, fish will fear you
- Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
- DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events
New Features:
- Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
- Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
- Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
- Increased range of adjustment for BIGGER heads
The Big Fish Hat
$34.99 USD
Based on 872 reviews
99%
of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
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872 Reviews
Reviewed by Michael S.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Good hat
This hat is really good. It help me catch fish. I caught the universe record fish using #12 awg and sewing needle.
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Reviewed by will s.
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I recommend this product
Fuck yeah
People who write product reviews are pussies, but all that changes when you wear a big fish hat!
Guaranteed to solve all ur life problems!!
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Reviewed by Iren M.
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I recommend this product
Beeg ole fih
Fantastic hat, got it for a buddy for his birthday and he loves it. Thank you Mr.Ivan!
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Reviewed by Isaiah H.
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I recommend this product
Would recommend
I love the hat, here is my opinion with the (very minor) bad news first.
Cons: The print is slightly blurry, not as much as in my crappy camera's picture, it doesnt effect it too much though.
The hat tends to dent a little bit cause of its size
The clip on the back isnt large enough for my enormous caveman head but that can be solved with an adjustor.
Now the pros
Pros: Extremely whimsical, makes everyone laugh, which is why I bought it.
Actually TALL like it's supposed to be unlike lazy competitors who use a normal hat. Worth the price for authenticity.
Wonderful service from the kommandostore, I expected it to take a couple weeks but the hat was at my door in only a few days.
Overall its absolutely worth it to buy if you want the real hat from the meme, very good quality considering how unusual it is, and great service.
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