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The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
Specs
New Features:
The Big Fish Hat
People who write product reviews are pussies, but all that changes when you wear a big fish hat!
Guaranteed to solve all ur life problems!!
Fantastic hat, got it for a buddy for his birthday and he loves it. Thank you Mr.Ivan!
I love the hat, here is my opinion with the (very minor) bad news first.
Cons: The print is slightly blurry, not as much as in my crappy camera's picture, it doesnt effect it too much though.
The hat tends to dent a little bit cause of its size
The clip on the back isnt large enough for my enormous caveman head but that can be solved with an adjustor.
Now the pros
Pros: Extremely whimsical, makes everyone laugh, which is why I bought it.
Actually TALL like it's supposed to be unlike lazy competitors who use a normal hat. Worth the price for authenticity.
Wonderful service from the kommandostore, I expected it to take a couple weeks but the hat was at my door in only a few days.
Overall its absolutely worth it to buy if you want the real hat from the meme, very good quality considering how unusual it is, and great service.
This hat is the fucking shit! When I say this hat is the best, I fucking mean it. It’s a total babe magnet! I was at a concert and had Milfs walking up to read it, got this chick’s Snapchat outside while having a smoke because of this ridiculous hat. It’s now part of my EDC
Groom loved it.
