Reviewed by A-a-ron
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I recommend this product
The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
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This hat, whilst small for my cranium, has led me to become a better man. People approach me on the streets of Sydney, asking for photos, signatures and more.
4/5 stars, I wish the size was a lot larger, as the last hole has snapped.
This hat is the perfect hat to show who's the boss of bosses.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Ever since I got this hat and wore it this hat has spoken to me telling me things in the most monotone Dad voice ever and to go to the nearest body of water and reduce the fish population in the area along with the best fishing tips and techniques, I've never known how to fish before but now I have all and any knowledge about it.
-10/10 best purchase ever
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I mean there isn't much to say, it's a damn tall hat.