The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Regular price$34.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 820 reviews

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches, well above average) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New Features:

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for BIGGER heads
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 820 reviews
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820 Reviews
Reviewed by A-a-ron
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
Review posted

Has gotten me action (real)

This hat, whilst small for my cranium, has led me to become a better man. People approach me on the streets of Sydney, asking for photos, signatures and more.

4/5 stars, I wish the size was a lot larger, as the last hole has snapped.

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Reviewed by Bradley M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

THE HAT

The photos do not do this piece of art justice, truly a magnum opus.

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Reviewed by Kav
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

The Perfect Hat

This hat is the perfect hat to show who's the boss of bosses.

Nothing more needs to be said.

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Reviewed by Trip W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

It Speaks to me

Ever since I got this hat and wore it this hat has spoken to me telling me things in the most monotone Dad voice ever and to go to the nearest body of water and reduce the fish population in the area along with the best fishing tips and techniques, I've never known how to fish before but now I have all and any knowledge about it.

-10/10 best purchase ever

I W I L L R E D U C E T H E T R O U T P O P U L A T I O N

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Reviewed by Brady J.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Obviously

I mean there isn't much to say, it's a damn tall hat.

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