The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches, well above average) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New Features:

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for BIGGER heads
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Reviewed by Mike H.
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I don't recommend this product
Rated 2 out of 5
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Ironically, this will only fit small heads.

Finally picked this up during a sale, and given the price I am fairly disappointed in the product. Quality is carnival prize-tier construction, but at least the text is well printed. But the real kicker for me is how small the hat is. I admit I have a fairly big head, but even maxing out the snaps this thing would not fit on my head.

I get this is a gag product by a small company. I really do. But even then, at this quality the price should be like fifteen bucks at most. I'm not mad, just disappointed. Because I know KS can do better.

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Reviewed by Eugene L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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FISH

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Reviewed by Jordan C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Advanced room-clearing technology

Now I alienate everyone on sight, instead of after a few minutes of conversation.

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Reviewed by Joshua H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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big fih hat

Haven't found a new girlfriend or caught any fish while wearing it yet, so it must be true.

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Reviewed by Chris S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Lincolnesque

I keep my fishing license papers and other important documents inside this while I fish

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