The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat
The Big Fish Hat

The Big Fish Hat

Regular price$34.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 812 reviews

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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.

You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches, well above average) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Women will fear you, fish will fear you
  • Printed text reads: WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEASTS DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BAREN EARTH
  • DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events

 New Features:

  • Improved mesh fabric FOR THE BOYS IN THE TRUCKS
  • Fish-print seam lining FOR THE BIG CATCH
  • Slightly more grammatical SO YOU CAN GET YOUR G.E.D.
  • Increased range of adjustment for BIGGER heads
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 812 reviews
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Reviewed by Jake A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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CAUTION!!

I love the hat but the biggest issue I had with it was every time I put it on I’d end up getting laid and I really like wearing the hat but it can be exhausting at times you know? Like maybe I just need a little shade on my face from the sun and not women throwing themselves at me… Good quality though! Nicely made!

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Reviewed by Jonathon H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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It's just as ridiculous as I hoped

I bought this as a joke, it's a great joke, but you actually forget you're wearing such an astounding hat if you're not around mirrors as it feels like a normal trucker hat.

This is my new fishing, cooking and event hat, my gf is a huge fan, when she walks into the kitchen seeing my amazing hat while I'm cooking, she immediately laughs on sight.

People fear being in public with me when I wear it, they should be afraid, because I have a 10 gallon trucker hat.

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Reviewed by Gerald C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The perfect gift for people with a sense of humor.

We are talking Elmer Fudd proportions for your favorite outdoorsman here, this shit is great!

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Reviewed by Kristopher M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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A hat for my headset

Now my Headset has its own hat.

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Reviewed by Roger B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Big Fish Small Pond

Got it for my brother for his birthday and his wife has stopped speaking to me.

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